Dispatch Witch 🔮

Former 911 dispatcher, EMT, & Firefighter turned insurance adjuster. Yes I still have my crystal ball 🔮 thoughts are my own

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

Me: can keep track of a whole county worth of officers, fire trucks, and ambulances and what they’re doing

Also me: can’t remember where I put my phone down at 30 seconds ago

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@TMRTroopers All of our TVs in the house can have Hulu at the same time. Can’t watch outside our zip code but we usually just stream on our phones and cast it

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

When you pay $123/month for Hulu for it to go down during playoff baseball 🙂🙂

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@TMRTroopers No ads, unlimited screens, and we have red zone. Football season is unfortunately expensive for us because my husband has 2 TVs in the basement

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@IPSY takes over @boxycharm and I immediately get broken product. Love it 🙄

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@County_Dispatch Be careful in Paris with all those protests 🥺

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@jjwwar32 Me being a female and from Ohio reading this like 😅

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Aka my Uncle already texted me and said “I like your house. It’s nice”
Like sir 🧍🏼‍♀️

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

Sent out our wedding save the dates so here’s to everyone in my family googling my address to see my house 🍻

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@jjwwar32 Oh now I’m curious. I’m over on the other system with all the other companies so we have our own stupid changes

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

Only thing getting me through work lately is that @CleGuardians baseball comes back soon and in 51 days we get to go DC to watch them play 🙃

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@jjwwar32 How work has me lately

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@Heyy_ItsKristen Challenge accepted 😂😂

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I now have 2 hot single blonde friends that need dates to my wedding in October cause men ain’t shit 🫠

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@Heyy_ItsKristen I didn’t @ you 😂😂😂

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

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My hot blonde friend needs a date to my wedding in October
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@jjwwar32 What’s even worse is in like a year or two they’re going to move us all BACK to the main company 🤦🏼‍♀️
I just cash out my points on a kindle fire in case they delete my one account

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@jjwwar32 I’m on the other side but I have two applause accounts lmfao. I’m not sure if my one is connected to the main company but my one definitely is

[Dispatch Witch 🔮 @Dispatch_Witch]

@GeekyDispatcher Dinner and dessert