Despicable JimMe

Graphics designer, branding designer, host, events planner, professional alcoholic, father, brother, lover.

@geeLifestyle, @thebigkidsparty @glassmatesuk

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@LittlewoodsHelp Ooh just found it on the little woods site. NTC4X1M

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Dear @verynetwork I had my dream laptop in my basket ready to go and now it's gone from the website. Can you put another @Huawei Mate book Pro X i7 up there so I can properly celebrate my birthday please and thank you

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@LittlewoodsHelp Thanks Thomas but due to the fact its been removed from the website I can't see the item number anymore.

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@ronkelawal @char_x0 Nope!

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@ronkelawal As a Guyanese we indeed count ourselves as Carib but are often told we are not because we aren't in the sea. But we all count ourselves as Caribbean. Hell we make the best Roti and rum so we must be.

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@Eneeks Nahhhhh da fuh

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I do enjoy a good analogy.

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@IamRobKemp Ah see what you mean

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Dear @caribairlines it shouldn't cost £600 to fly for 2 hours. My UK to Caribbean flight costs less. What's the deal?

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If you complained about last year's weather, this lack of summer is your fault!

[M I M I @MiMiBangz90]

I knew i matured when i realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. I just accept things for what they are, learn from it and move on. #Growth

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Pitfalls of sharing your Spotify with a woman 8 years your junior. Your suggest music gets flooded with Chris Brown's cheesy bullshit. So just currently blocking all his music like it's a day job.

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@TIDAL please make like @Spotify and create a download cache so that when I'm on the London Underground I don't have to wait until I get to WiFi for the songs to play. Thanks in advance, #BlackExcellence and all that.

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I only come 9n here to talk to brands aka complain to them

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I like to call retail stores and start the conversation with a little light humour, I say "I'm looking for a book by J.R Hartley", when they ask how they can help. But the problem is these kids don't know shit past last week so they don't get the joke.

Wankers!

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So @Topman @topmanUK are these trousers part of a secret Virgil Abloh collaboration that I wasn't aware of? Is someone going to pay for my travel to go back to Oxford Circus today to get this thing removed?

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Who requested the one random cloud of snow in April?

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As a child of Jamaican and Guyanese parentage (might not be a word) I feel this deeply, because when I get around African friends who are bilingual in mother tongues it hurts to know that these should have been my mother tongues too.

[Yem @ymzso]

Tired of you lot that can speak English + your Parent’s languages making us look and feel useless.. I’m ready to learn 😪