Jared Jewell

Cowboys, Orioles and Capitals fan. Father. Gamer. Book worm. Metal head. Anime Lover.

[omar @DripArab]

I like mine clingy, nasty, reassuring, and obsessed with me

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Talk to god about it.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Why do they not call anal bleaching, changing your ring tone? Missed opportunity.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

If a man couldn’t talk, would you fall in love with his actions.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

I want to open a chill coffee shop that at only plays 90s alt rock with occasional 70s rock days.

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

The weird shit that keeps me awake and/or wakes me up astounds me.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

In trees and men, good timbers grow.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Those who aren’t fed love on silver spoons learn to lick it off knives.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

“I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you” one statement people need to understand coming from a Virgo who’s also probably on the spectrum.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

The take me back to Eden album still makes me feel every emotion on the spectrum.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

When in doubt, rub one out.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Note to self: if you take risqué pictures be sure to delete them so they don’t end up on your “june recap” and end up on your SC story 🤣

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Ari Gold is still at the top of my Tv show character list. Entourage will never stop being entertaining. 🤣🤣 @jeremypiven 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

And in the end the love you take, is equal to the love you make.
#namethatlyric

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

@Dev33seven 😂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I was wondering if I could give you guys some jokes that I didn't use for The Roast of Tom Brady" ~ @NikkiGlaser

THE FLOOR IS YOURS 😂😂 #PMSLive

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

Putting comfy clothes on after a long ass shower is still top tier.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

It costs $0.00 to be a good person. Handle shit with just a little grace.

[Jared Jewell @Disruptin4]

As above, so below. As within, so without. As the universe, so the soul.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours