DissociationMVP

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

BEHOLD MY DUSTER

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

WFH isn’t always sunshine and rainbows. I’m currently hand crafting a luxury duster out of a marker flag ‘pole’ and rag because I ran out of compressed air and it’s a little dirty down there under the fridge… while waiting for a meeting to start.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

Tax them before we all eat them

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My budget proposes a billionaire minimum tax, requiring the wealthiest Americans to pay at least 25% on all of their income, including appreciated assets—because no billionaire should ever pay a lower tax rate than a school teacher or a firefighter.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@chelsea1dagger7 I’ve been dealing with some back issues for a couple years now but almost back to normal these days. Back pain is top tier awful

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

When Biltwell texts you about 25% off shit you don’t need, you buy that shit you don’t need with extreme prejudice. Thanks for the hookup on my EXFIL80 @Biltwell

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

MFW I check to see who’s on call this week and see my name across the board

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I will veto it.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

I have 26 hours left in my work week.
I have 12.5 hours of meetings in that same window.
Don’t get into IT if this makes you physically ill to think about.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@CollinRugg @elonmusk got a fake degree and a pile of daddy’s money, nobody’s fooled🤦🏻‍♂️

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@elonmusk how long until teslas don’t kill motorcyclists? Just curious

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

Not a welcome home, not a celebration, not concerned with her well-being or experiences. “wiLl sHe StANd 4 tHe aMeRiCA SOnG?!!??”
This is what fox cares about. Mind blowing.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Brittney Griner is coming home. Will she stand for the anthem now that she's back in the USA? https://t.co/Iyu84buMUv

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@Mick_Gordon @idSoftware @DOOM Read your letter. Sounds an awful lot like cash hungry sweaty turds mismanaged their own budget and deadlines, then used you as a scapegoat. I’m constantly in awe over how *some people* are even employed, let alone in charge.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

I have issues with far right wing racists patrolling ballot boxes with live ammunition. Fucking dummies.

[Elise Stefanik @EliseStefanik]

🚨🚨🚨

If you see something, say something!!

#NY21, we're counting on YOU to let us know if you have any issues, questions, or concerns when you vote today at your polling location.

Please call the New York Election Integrity Hotline at: 518-851-8007

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

Not @EliseStefanik sending spam texts to random numbers to solicit a “fight” to “fire” a bunch of elected officials… sounds desperate and sad😂imagine having such little to say that you make divisive ignorant speech your primary campaign point

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@alyankovic on point as usual😂

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@elonmusk is like your neighbor who got a shitty Honda Covic and won’t shut the fuck up about what he’s “going to do to it”

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

Why the fuck do rich dumbfucks like @elonmusk think they should have a say in politics? Oh that’s right because the American political system is bought and paid for by big business.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

@mothersxmercy I miss our quote of the night nonsense. Reunion soon? Aka sometime before we all die 😂

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

Syracuse drivers are so stupid. Ride my rear fender so close I can reach over and slap your hood and look at me like I have 3 heads when I shout to stay in your own lane. Fucking idiots.

[DissociationMVP @DissociationMVP]

“We’ll send you a teams message if we need you” is the single best thing ever said to me after joining my longest and last meeting this morning. Time for coffee🥵