Shitty Dimple Okapi

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

@peelanderz come play in Fairbanks, AK! ♥️🐻‍❄️♥️

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Pickup lines overheard at a bar, "wow, you text fast." Really looking forward to what gems single life has in store.

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Things I didn't expect to say today, "My dead dwarf hamster is still Facebook friends with your ex-husbands dog."

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Barista Ricky Biscuits - "What kind of milk would you like with your cappuccino? Whole milk? Soy milk?"

Guy -"No milk."

#overheardatburlap

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Went dumpster diving with @aadealy. Now I smell like flowers. #BedBathandBeyond

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

This is what you do when you break up, right? Make a Tinder account? #nailedit

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

His tag line, turning crime into soggy bread one criminal at a time.

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Soggy Bread Man and his sidekick French Onion Soup. #UselessSuperHeroes

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

Now I know why I never go back to look at my paint things. #damnkids

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

It all makes sense now

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

@Phoenix_Hollow @agallag https://t.co/xU5PAyUGOH

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

27 Ways To Create The Perfect Harry Potter Nursery http://t.co/1fGxAa2iJN

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Right now, the #StarWars trailer has 1426 thumbs down on YouTube if you want to know how many soulless assholes there are on the planet.

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

@SteffiShelly https://t.co/haIi6WaNq2

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

They call me Mr. Business. #Lego

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

How did I not know Robin Williams starred in Mad Men. #TheCrazyOnes

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Fifty Shades of Grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

I'd like to watch the Mad Men/Game of Thrones crossover show which is just a dragon drinking whiskey and looking sad for an hour.

[Shitty Dimple Okapi @Dissonances]

@StucktoLove @jenytimmel https://t.co/c9HQQtDMVe