DistantJHB

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[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@Fightflix_ Scumbag Dad and scumbag son, glad this young man stood his ground

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@Hiastrax Damn this guy got nose job and besides for looking worse, he grew a massive pussy 😂😭

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@SizweDhlomo @hlovo_ Nywe cry harder, he's a legend

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Harry Kane n'a pas de chance d'évoluer à une époque où le flow et l'aura comptent plus que les performances.

Il est en train de réaliser l'un des plus grands primes de l'histoire mais personne n'en parle.

78 G/A en 62 matchs, 71 buts, un triplé national et 15 buts en Ligue des champions.

En plus de ça, il se sacrifie en défense tout en étant exceptionnel dans le jeu et fait briller ses coéquipiers.

C'est INHUMAIN.

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

We had no Premier League wins in 2026 (13 games), prior to the arrival of Roberto De Zerbi. Relegation looked increasingly inevitable.

Thank you for saving this club from relegation, Roberto, we are eternally indebted to you for that. 🤍🇮🇹

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@SpursOfficial Thank you Roberto De Zerbi

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

A crucial win on the final day 👊

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

Dating in your 30’s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by women in their 20’s and 40’s and they all ask for money.

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

Literally not bothered whether I travel or not this year, too much instability in the aviation industry, rather Dave my cash for more stable times

[Siv Ngesi @iamSivN]

Airport is a mess

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Right-wing UK Reform Party had huge victories in local elections yesterday, after left-wing Labor Party had enormous wins in last election. So, why the wild swings?

Because voters across the world are desperately looking for ANYONE who will do what they say. No matter what they promise, all the politicians wind up doing what the powerful want. So, voters keep voting the bums out on the left and right, constantly looking for real change.

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

My second GOAT and soon to be number 1 GOAT 😭🙏🏼💪🏼

[- @MusialaEra]

Harry Kane is better than Benzema, Lewandowski and Suarez. If we‘re talking consistency, only Lewandowski can chat to Kane. Now if we take a deeper look, Kane provides the same amount of goals or more while being a midfielder, playmaker & defender at the same time. Not a debate.

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@04gully You're on the brink of retardation son, stop posting

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@realwally_42 Bro I'm literally crying... The passion, the aura, the world class header that lead to this celebration, this is a man of soul unlike robot goat 😭

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

My favorite video in the world 🌍😭

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I’ve watched this an unhealthy amount of times man, his happiness just makes me so happy

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

Sent 6 players to the right with a false shot then put the ball into the back of the net, best goal I've scored this year

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

Scored two cracker goals at indoor footie tonight, feeling happy ✌️

[DistantJHB @DistantJHB]

@SpursArmyTweets Wish we had a decent coach like this in January instead of that wanker Frank

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

This guy’s loyalty is one of the greatest qualities he has, almost all Ronaldo’s friends and former teammates turn on him for media clicks and attention except this guy and Roy Keane