DistantTiger

Returned Tiger - I still bleed yellow and black as @richard_parris but I'm vocal about it here.

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@AFL Very few commentators add to the game. Dennis did.

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@DustyPee You get a little bit of Japan every time you sit in that magnificent Century.

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@realjessica China's population is bigger than the combined populations of the USA, Europe (all of it) Canada, Japan, and South Korea.

And they are making all of our shit.

So, seems only fair that Europe should do their bit?

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@FairAusADV China: ~7-8 tonnes of CO2 per person per year
Australia: ~15-17 tonnes of CO2 per person per year

My six brothers each had half what I did, why should I cut down? They ate three times as much as me?

Running this kind of line is either ignorant or you are in someone's pocket.

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@ByElizaReilly Still wandering the land making ruckmen look better...

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@Tiger7192926603 @HaveeSnowball https://t.co/vW8dtw63Sp

There's even directions on how to get home...

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@rohan_connolly @ietsystems @3AWisfootball At this point what _could_ you say about Essendon that would be defamatory?

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@sscandrew27 Times they have KOed a member of the other's team?

Times they have been KOed by a member of the other's team.

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@OlDirtyGaijin @DustyPee I like to think I'm only one phone call away from captaining the Aussie side.

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@DustyPee Gotta love Tuesdays.

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@__lost_alien__ @drewhamlett @FrameworkPuter Point is, it doesn't have to. The only ecosystem is better, stronger and more fun for all its options. Open is generative, it creates. Closed is extractive. Hooray for nerds doing nerd things.

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@Tigers_of_Old Hands up if the 'years a member' number on your kids membership is higher than their age (at least part of the year)!

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@rfcswallace Time to play 'if forced to choose between the kids'....

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@rohan_connolly Tiges member here. Watched the club eat itself for 30+ years. Things turned around with leadership from the top. Gale was no megastar and O'Neil part of no footy dynasty. They got the culture right and managed well. The changes that made the difference were earnest not heroic.

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@thefrontbar7 5

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Yeah, nah.

What a rag.

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@FrameworkPuter Clearly the Framework 13.5 ultra. A cheap disposable laptop.

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@susanr1111 @DustyPee @richardmagain It's the way he coquettishly leans over the bonnet to dust the passenger side... If you know what I mean.

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Managed to make (very Italian) garlic prawns Chinese enough for the new year's dinner table - swapped out the pinot grigio for some Xiaoxin. (With help from the father-in-law on the calligraphy...