Mark Distelrath

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@NBCNews fuck you

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@therawalexander Pathetic I did that in one day

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@nada_lemming @DaneMooreNBA Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh good one

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@listen1talklast @DaneMooreNBA It's because these people on this thread think that these athletes are like gods when they're regular people and when they throw temper tantrums they have every excuse to blame fans and everybody else but themselves. He had a clear path he hit a lady with a chair.

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

Didn't the @NFL just do this with a unbiased federal judge? 🤔

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

Roger Goodell will not personally handle the Deshaun Watson appeal. He will designate someone not with the league office to handle it.
Via: @ProFootballTalk

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@CharlesFrancess @facesofjune You know 😏

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@facesofjune little birdie told me you don't think Joey "Jaws" Chestnut is a athlete!? May I remind you Jessica that he has held the Mustard Belt for 15 straight years!!!!

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@SpiritAirlines @DFWAirport People on flight 1026 from Cleveland to Dallas has been waiting at baggage claim for 45 minutes for their bags!

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

Probably the highlight of my year watching an old lady drive off in fear with the ice cream truck.

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

Ice cream truck came to by the house and Carson ordered a ice cream cone with sprinkles so naturally Scarlett ordered the same.
I was now up and after I carefully analyze the menu I went with a giant banana split. The lady running the truck said "sir that feeds 2-3 ppl"

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

I smirked at her and said "ma'am I'm not one to brag but I once demolished 12 scoops of ice cream and a cup of hot fudge in under 10 minutes with one of the scoops being cookie dough and set the record at Cherry Hill PA" She handed me my giant banana split and drove away.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

Flags-In 🇺🇸

@16thSMA places flags in @ArlingtonNatl alongside Soldiers from @USArmyOldGuard to honor fallen service members for #MemorialDay.

📷: Sgt. Josue Patricio

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@POTUS why do I have to wear a mask in the social security office?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy ☺️

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

Boo hoo hoo coach K retired...get over it! 80% of you don't know where Duke is or have ever touched a basketball.

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

When pre JYM hits during your workout.

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@CLEJuice @LAcarddude Shit fake

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

@MattMunson_ Is it for Ank 😂

[Mark Distelrath @DistelrathMark]

All you stupid fucks who named your dogs Baker! 🤣