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#GirlDad // #FlyEaglesFly // Golf When I Can ⛳️

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

Can we get a @goodcharls @TimJDillon annual J4 podcast about the man who went sane?

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@RattDrudge @goodcharls Have you seen cruises lately?

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@QuinyonClamps Weird, it’s like I don’t see eight defenders rushing to the backfield to stop the offensive player of the year leaving three defenders to stop AJ Brown, Devonta Smith, Johan Dotson, and Dallas Goedert.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@Mfranknfl

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

This is how insanely out of touch Eagles fans are socially.

This clip has been out for over a year. Most of the country saw this and knew what was going on. It took a fake story and a trade for Philadelphia fans to revisit it.

And they're still reading it incorrectly.

LMFAO

[Daniel Edward @baxter40_22]

In the moment this video seemed very strange after winning the Super Bowl. In hindsight it’s totally weird between Jalen and Aj. You can tell how Lane walked away from it too.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@kingkongistvan @DiBonaNFL One target, one reception, seven yards.

Season opener at home against Dallas.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@BillColarulo Bill these people are literal HEAD CASES

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

Reddick wanted upwards of $30m a year for a new contract on declining performance and was threatening to sit (like he did with the Jets) to get it.

*YAWN*

Anything to protect the name on the back and not be pulling for the team on the front from these people.

[Mansa Simba @mansasimba]

Now that 1KAlwaysSimpin is no longer an eagle I want to start this by asking one question. Why would you trade a dominant, double digit, sack DE just one season after he helped you get to a Super Bowl? Even took dead cap hit of ~$21.515 million for 2024.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@stinkycubert @DiscussingFilm I disagree, TENET was pretty fantastic. Largely missed by folks because of COVID.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@Lazerus You mean the game where he turned the ball over twice in a single offensive play? A play so terrible it’s only happened one time in the recorded history of football?

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@_EagleTimes Dude he asked to be moved before he got one target for seven yards week one against Dallas.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@thomasrp93 The change in the offense was him pull two defenders off crashing the line and giving Hurts more freedom to run.

While Brown improved his career numbers, he never got the true focus of the offense his talent deserved.

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@TheJeffPutnam It begins with booking the aisle seats for more immediate response times

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@InfinityWard Please @CallofDutyCM, let us enjoy an M4 meta for more than a season

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@CODWarfareForum Who the fuck designs this trash? (I’m going to pump nothing short of 1,000 hours into these)

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@_EagleTimes @RapSheet Patriots about to FAFO

Lots of folks are desiring AJ’s talents

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@goodcharls You were slightly off with the title, for folks wanting to know the movie is, “American Pie”

[ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio]

@goodcharls @QuetzalPhoenix You can just cut to the chase and shove a fucking knitting needle up there and call it a day