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So much to see, So little time

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@TeamCelticsfr @andymilonakis True. 5 months out is a bit much for me. Happy to wait til mid November for the same perks.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Here is what we know: U.S. taxpayer money, funneled through USAID and NIH, funded gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. That research likely caused the COVID pandemic that killed millions and cost trillions.

Dr. Fauci personally signed off on these experiments, then lied to Congress about it. Biden tried to protect him with a last-minute pardon. That’s the very definition of a cover-up.

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@Keir_Starmer No matter what side or what country. Leaders get elected on lies, proceed to break promises. Gaslight the public on how ‘well’ they’ve done. Screw shit up, then leave or resign. In with the new and the cycle continues. Every.Single.Time

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

There needs to be a reckoning for this…

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@AriMattiComedy You’re great, and you and your friends are killing it. You build on the premises and observations that you find funny and combine it with your on stage style and people love it.
Keep up the good work!

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@jakerattlesnk Xanax is a hell of a drug

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@nypost Racist behaviour by the vehicle owner

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@elduuuui It might be summer in the Hampton, but it is snowing up in here

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@scum_art @PaymoneyWubby

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@salltweets

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@thevivafrei The Lego waa on consignment too wasn’t it, So they hadn’t even paid for it. It’d be a financial equalisation if they just gave it back.

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@2Hv8h Yep and washing your feet would be the only thing you could do. Any higher and your bathroom is a mess 😂

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@ClownWorld Yes it should be illegal for a chick with a large forehead to wear a beanie and makeup 🙄. Lock her up

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@MattCas04807118

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.

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@GSPPodOfficial @GeorgesStPierre Heck Yeah!! Love it 👊

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@Skriptkeeper17

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@Sabiha1278 I’m convinced that most people here are either bots or retarded. A picture of a woman in a veterinarian building with a cat - and ^that caption.
Top engagement farming. Well done

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@Kiran62r2 How??? How do ppl fall for this trash? 😂