Distortir

larper I think you'll have to see for yourself

@Distoretir

[Distortir @Distortir]

it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out.
it's fairs.

[Distortir @Distortir]

didn't realize this was verity oh my god

[Distortir @Distortir]

that gas station is a drug front

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Had to use the bathroom at a gas station and it was actually nice, clean, and stocked?

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Had to use the bathroom at a gas station and it was actually nice, clean, and stocked?

[Distortir @Distortir]

most teenagers have racist pasts because they're impressionable little fucks who hate the world

[g ✶ met z and seb! @N1NETY6S]

“y’all didn’t have a racist past when u were teenagers?” no?????????????

[Lezy The Lorekeeper COMMISSIONS OPEN @lorekeeperlezy]

white people be like: i grew up in a progressive environment and everyone who hasnt is a bad person

[Lotti • 🐀 @totithoth]

"Maybe I'm too woke"

"Racist here. The depiction of the savanna and martial arts were so cool I didn't even pay attention to the skin color. Find some real problems"

[Distortir @Distortir]

@ladygeistpitjob it really is realistic minecraft

[Distortir @Distortir]

I wouldn't trust a judge that outmogs anyone

[Barragers @barragers]

Clavicular BRUTALLY mogged the judge

[Distortir @Distortir]

@rainbowveg he's my autistic brother who's in 2nd grade

[Distortir @Distortir]

@rainbowveg let me on the mic yo

[Distortir @Distortir]

@guysitsmeasdf #sugarNothing

[PSF | Martyred Low Tier Gob🪂 @EnkiAltJob]

can you download OpSec like you can with RAM?

[Distortir @Distortir]

@cashflowmusa twitter roommates

[Distortir @Distortir]

calling all maga paypigs

[Distortir @Distortir]

its thug mode

[오섹 @ohsec_99]

내가 예전에 임신한 바퀴벌레를 보지에 넣고 세게 쥐어짜서 터뜨렸더니, 작은 바퀴벌레 무리가 보지에서 쏟아져 나와서 엄마가 된 기분이었어. 나는 보통 풍유정으로, 안으로 좀 부어 넣으면 바퀴벌레 같은 게 다 나오거든. 끝나면 알코올로 닦아서 소독하고. 괜찮아, 어차피 매달 생리가 와서 더러운 건 다 배출됐으니까. 풍유정 만진 보지 넣으면 처음엔 시원하고, 나중엔 화끈화끈, 얼음불 양극단으로 박는 게 엄청 자극적이라 써본 사람들은 다 좋대. 나 진짜 음순 주름에 문신 새기고 싶어, 펼치면 양아치 모드, 오므리면 공무원 시험 모드. 그리고 음순 미용으로 가장자리 잘라서 매운 홍합 가장자리로 만들어서, 공공개한테 비싸게 팔아버릴까.

[Distortir @Distortir]

@TylorStankley2 this is like watching project hail Mary and not expecting unnessary sex scenes

[Distortir @Distortir]

@bingpot93 yeah

[Distortir @Distortir]

I don't know what any of this means

[Lumaz @Lunaz4Passion]

how it feels to be a pervert but you got oomfs who are perverts too