Melissa Herman

SomewhatDistracted Writer, SAHM, Army wife, and grammar goon. Personality of a cardboard box.

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

She really should have been nicer while alive. With a sexy reaper wanting to harvest her soul pronto, a ghost must convince the medium who loathes her to help exonerate and save her best friend.

STEPHANIE PLUM X GHOSTS

#IWSGPit #A #F #MCT

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

Thank you, @BrieannaWilkoff, for speaking at Westerville Writers last night. I'm looking forward to reading your book.

[Jeni Chappelle is inactive @jenichappelle]

👀My newest secret project!

Introducing Writers’ Craft Room

A new community offering everything authors need to take the stress out of revisions

Get all the details https://t.co/83M32UGj9O
#RevPit #AmEditing #WritingCommunity #BookTwitter #Booktwt #AuthorsOfTwitter #WriteTip

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@jenichappelle I think I have a good idea of what I'll be asking for for my birthday...

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@C_H_Armstrong I always read through the sample. I assume if there are errors on the first couple of pages, there are a lot more afterward. I can forgive a few errors, but as soon as those errors become the main character for me, I'm out. Life is too short to read bad books.

[Cole Walter Mellon @midsouth_flair]

EVERY PARODY BOOK X
ALL COLLEEN HOOVER BESTSELLERS

THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION

A slapstick parody of the 1st chapter of every Colleen Hoover novel. Includes an intro by @colleenhoover (technically it’s a cease-&-desist letter, but still…) LOTs of LOLs! 🤣

#humor #IWSGPit

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@midsouth_flair @colleenhoover This sounds hilarious!

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@GuityAmber Thank you, Patti!

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

When a reaper threatens to haul her acid-washed soul to the other side, a ghost must enlist a medium's help to solve murders and save her best friend. Unfortunately, the medium loathes the ghost and BFF just might be guilty of murder.

Sookie + Ghosts

#IWSGPit #A #F #MCT

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

Ghosts, reapers, and Tampa legends, oh, my!

A ghost must enlist a medium's help to solve murders and save her BFF. Unfortunately, the medium loathes the ghost, BFF might be guilty of murder, & a sexy reaper wants to harvest her soul. He'll just have to wait.
#IWSGPit #A #F #MCT

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@SoCalledYALife I go through this so often. I'll be sad and mopey for a couple of days and sometimes read the book again.

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

@kskalofonos Thank you!

[Rose Sinister @rose_sinister]

Hey. Before Twitter goes away, maybe help me find my hero?

On Dec. 27th, 2020, my husband passed out while driving, and our car crashed at 70mph on I-10 near Jacksonville, FL.

A driver headed the opposite direction saw the crash, exited the interstate, and got back on- 1/6

[E.M. Conley is Querying @E_M_Conley]

A special victims unit prosecutor is dealing with the upcoming one year anniversary of her husband's suspicious death and preparing for a large homicide trial when someone from her past comes back to haunt her. Or rather, hunt her. #PitDark #T #A

[Melissa Herman @DistractedWrite]

After a reaper threatens to haul her acid-washed soul to the other side, a ghost must enlist a medium's help to solve murders and save her best friend. Unfortunately, the medium loathes the ghost and BFF just might be guilty of murder.

SOOKIE + GHOST

#PitDark #PN #MM #A

[E.M. Conley is Querying @E_M_Conley]

A stalker-turned-serial killer is hunting down a special victims unit prosecutor who is also dealing with the untimely death of her husband. This is a dual POV story that highlights the injustices towards victims in the court system. #PitDark #A #T

[E.M. Conley is Querying @E_M_Conley]

YOU x CSI SVU

In a quiet town in Maine, a killer becomes obsessed with getting revenge on a special victims unit prosecutor who had previously put him in prison. He tortures her from afar before going in for the kill. #PitDark #A #T

[Oklahoma Hog Fan 🐗 @GuityAmber]

HANNIBAL X 9 PERFECT STRANGERS. When watching isn’t enough. Sam learns from the local serial killer, and gets in over her head. She must either join him. Or become him. #PitDark #A #T

[Beth Green @Bethverde]

Friendships can mess with your head. Or kill you.

Travel vlogger Mal is certain that rival social media star Clarisse killed someone last year when she wrecked a speedboat (and wrecked Mal's life along with it). But can she prove it?
#PitDark #A #PT #T