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Given that very little has changed in the last 12 months, this year's Brit Trek Christmas Special is suspiciously similar to last year's.

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The Daily Distress reported the event in full.

It's not our fault that nobody reads The Daily Distress.

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@PippaCrerar Yes, but it was a really good party!

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@hendopolis As ever, the Daily Distress put it better ...

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#PeppaPigGate #peppapigworld #PeppaPig #PrimeMinister

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#PeppaPigGate #peppapigworld #PeppaPig #PrimeMinister

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Would anyone care to nominate their cat for the Cat of the Week spot in our weekly newsletter?

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@BorisJohnson Will you be recommending that they pour untreated sewage into our rivers, Prime Minister?

We really don't seem to be in a position to talk from the moral high ground on this one.

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Cat of the Week nominations sought for this week's Cat's Entertainment newsletter.

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Subscribers are welcome, too (no picture required for that!)

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This is a piece by occasional Daily Distress cartoonist, Melissa Keogh.

It's on display in an art show at Sutton Coldfield Town Hall until Halloween (appropriately enough).

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This from the BBC: "Pig kidney translated into brain-dead person."

Step aside Two-Jags Prescott, it's time to meet Three-Kidneys Cleverly.

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Don't worry, be happy.

This week's newsletter is here.

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