Distressed Pickle

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[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

250 Years of American Exceptionalism!

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

You DESTROYED the Republican party. You made it democrat-lite, @JohnCornyn. You endorsed democrats!!

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

If everything we’ve been trying to tell you for the past couple of years could be summed up in a single photograph, wrapped up with a bow, this would be it.

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

Fuck you, @GregAbbott_TX

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

@DataRepublican I’ve said this myself. Fraud and the appearance of fraud is not what I would hang my hat on like I would in 2020.

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

Congratulations @MillerForTexas @JohnCornyn and other butthurt republican primary lovers who endorsed democrats. The commie takeover has stated with the pre-filing of a slew of anti-gun bills, including banking modern spring rifles and red flag laws. Fuck RINOs.

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

That deal has been cancelled since October 19.

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

10 vital lessons for White people: 👇

1) At the end of the day, Dave Chappell is not a Leftist, he is simply a Black man.

2) Dave is not driven by ideology, he is simply guided by racial solidarity.

3) Dave is not an anomaly. He represents a sizable portion of the Black population in America.

4) When a Black person dies (George Floyd), it makes Dave feel bad. But when a White person dies (Charlie Kirk), it makes him “feel better”.

5) White people think differently: Most often, Whites are divided ideologically (Leftists vs. Conservatives).

6) Plenty of White people celebrated Charlie’s murder, and mourned George Floyd’s overdose, because they are Communists/Marxists.

7) Plenty of other White people mourned Charlie’s murder, and yet, still felt sympathy for George Floyd’s death, because they are Conservatives.

8) Per capita, less than 1% of White people determined who to mourn for based on race. Their decisions were solely based on principles.

9) Generally speaking, White people are the only people who think this way.

10) Whites do NOT need to start hating anyone, but it is vital that Whites at least become aware of how the rest of the world thinks.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Every Republican legislature in America should immediately pass legislation to:

1) Ban sanctuary cities
2) Ban Ranked Choice Voting
3) Ban ballot harvesting
4) Require citizenship to vote
5) Require photo ID to vote
6) Ban the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact
7) Ban foreign entities from buying property
8) Suspend any gas taxes
9) Institute school choice
10) Abolish property taxes
11) Open non-juror records to public inspection
12) Mandate secretaries of state to share complete voter registration rolls with DOJ
13) Mandate voter roll list maintenance
14) Offer rewards for convictions involving fraudulent use of Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, Social Security, or other entitlements
15) Freeze rent increases

Republican governors would be wise to use this time to convene special sessions.

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

Every Republican legislature in America should immediately pass legislation to:

1) Ban sanctuary cities
2) Ban Ranked Choice Voting
3) Ban ballot harvesting
4) Require citizenship to vote
5) Require photo ID to vote
6) Ban the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact
7) Ban foreign entities from buying property
8) Suspend any gas taxes
9) Institute school choice
10) Abolish property taxes
11) Open non-juror records to public inspection
12) Mandate secretaries of state to share complete voter registration rolls with DOJ
13) Mandate voter roll list maintenance
14) Offer rewards for convictions involving fraudulent use of Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, Social Security, or other entitlements

Republican governors would be wise to use this time to convene special sessions.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

These are the most important words a White House Chief of Staff have ever spoken…

Listen. You know I am right.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

JUST RECEIVED IN MAIL: Complaint/Summons to appear in Court in Minneapolis, Nov 16th.

Once again I’m calling on all journalists to take a stance for the 1st amendment.

If they can put me in jail for asking questions, they will do it to you.

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

@SarahisCensored Of course you did!

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

And your suggestion is lose Pete and that wins senate seats?

Last I checked Pete didn’t leave the Save Act to rot. Last I checked Pete didn’t get a vote on DOGE recommended cuts.

DOGE did its job and the American people got let down by Republicans. I still would rather have a feckless Republican than a trans advocate Democrat.

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

@VehmicJ @Geiger_Capital Oh look a racist

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

Messaging. We still have 10-15 million Americans believe Trump colluded with Russia, that the 2020 election had nothing wrong with it, that Jan 6th was an insurrection by Trump, that Elon did a Nazi salute and is thus a Nazi, & that Charlie Kirk was a racist.

Every single one of these things is an out and out lie. Republicans never shoved the truth down every democrats face and every network. We lost a battle of truth when the truth was on our side.

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

I just don’t know how you get around the trans issues to vote Democrat as a Republican. I also don’t know how we end up with an asylum governor in TEXAS!

I get shit is hard right now but in hindsight it’s clearly gotten better since democrats were last in charge. I can’t wrap my head around this other than fraud or I’ve gravely underestimated the average Americans capacity for cutting off their nose in spite of their face.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Remember when the GOP gave Elon Musk a standing ovation in front of the American people...

...and then only voted on 1 DOGE cut, didn't defund the Taliban, gave $315 MILLION to a far Left group that DOGE defunded, and NEVER passed the SAVE ACT?

I don't understand the GOP...

[Distressed Pickle @DistressedPickL]

@mcuban Altruism is a virtue, not an obligation to accept exploitation. It can only thrive in a free and fair society where laws protect those who act in good faith and hold accountable those who weaponize compassion for personal gain.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Democrats will get into office and immediately start investigating Trump, his officials, and anyone else they can think of. There will be impeachments and at least a few Trump officials are probably going down. If they win in 2028 they will pursue federal cases against conservative politicians, activists, and public figures. People will go to jail. When they have power, they wield it. Republicans had the chance to root out Democrat corruption and they didn’t. They had the chance to systematically dismantle and destroy left wing radicals and their networks and funders, and they didn’t. Charlie’s murder should have led to a ruthless nationwide crackdown on left wing extremism, but it didn’t. Democrats will turn around and do all of the things the Republicans were too scared to do. If they win the presidency they’ll also nuke the filibuster without hesitation.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Michigan is the now the Apartheid South Africa of America…