Hey, Governor Patrick- it’s your counterpart in Pennsylvania.
I’d like to collect your handsome reward for reporting voter fraud.
I got a dude in Forty Fort, PA who tried to have his dead mom vote for Trump.
I’d like mine in Sheetz gift cards pls.
ps. The Cowboys blow.
DNC: “Sir, would you be interested in appearing in a video at a nationally televised political convention?”
Eric: “Can I crush a bourbon on the rocks while wearing cargo shorts?”
DNC: “Uh...sure?”
@WilliamMcClain2@KaylaEpstein Nope. It's because he makes disparaging remarks against women, uses Twitter like an angry toddler, and has no understanding of diplomacy.
@OmarUrkslaven@KaylaEpstein You must have been asleep all weekend when the "fascist feral" RIGHT protested against human rights. New York protests are peaceful.