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not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.

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When you're listening to someone and trying not to smack the shit outta them

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Um yes please

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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...

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Trying to get out of bed like

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How I feel with all my older friends

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"How old is your baby?"

"1600 months"

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That was no accident

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pretending to be studying when your mom walks in the room

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me in school vs me out of school

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Modern romance

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Saying duck instead of fuck

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When your pimp hand ain't what it used to be

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Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with "When I was little"?

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I bet the worst part about being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

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Dogs are so majestic

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Doctor: "How often do you drink alcohol?"

Me:

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when bae gets food and you want some