✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria

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[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

Remember it is June 7th. This does NOT mean it is is 6/7 if you are in the UK Only applies to people in the USA!

Just think of it as Mother’s Day being in different months in the uk and USA.

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@NONSTOPPUP Such a fucking gremlin dude! I respect it. 😂

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@Charlie__Dark Hi Charli 👉👈

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@TamariLion Awwwww no wine 🥲

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@GremTheWolf Both of you? Damn that a but of an odd coincidence.

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

Wow so just getting wind that the people accusing me of things have been accused of some rather heinous shit.

Talk about Karma bitches.

What goes around comes around. The misdirection and manipulative behaviour is so real with this I could piss my pants with laughter.

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

The rumours that have been going around about me lately are unreal.

I’m fed up having to debunk things that are untrue about me. I’m honestly so close to calling out the source of the rumours but it’s more hassle than it’s worth.

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@AD_Cpt_plank 🫣

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@AD_Cpt_plank I see a big sweaty musky cock

Lemme sniff.

[Strandwolf AD🔜EF @Strandwolf_AD]

Have some bulge to sweeten up your day ;3

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

@Sol_HybridDeer Oh yes 🥹

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The rumours that have been going around about me lately are unreal.

I’m fed up having to debunk things that are untrue about me. I’m honestly so close to calling out the source of the rumours but it’s more hassle than it’s worth.

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

@KasperQuack You’ve gotten a lot bigger 🥰

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

The term ‘What goes around comes around’ is so damn true.

If you do shit things and offend people, it’ll come back to haunt you. It’s not my style but people will dig for dirt and people will find it and use it against you.

What’s the moral? Don’t be a fucking shithead 😂

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

Me now - Holy fuck I actually feel normal again.

Legit… I feel much more positive now than I did last year. I’m engaging with people and planning things again.

Despite some shit from people trying to bring me down along the way I’m doing pretty well again.

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

Me in Spring 2025 - I hate myself I wish this depression would fuck off.
Me in Summer 2025 - Is this really as good as it gets?
Me in Autumn 2025 - I guess I just have to live like this.
Me in Winter 2025 - Actually things are better now. But still can improve.

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Any of my moots going to EF looking for a roomie?

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I put the iOS 26.5 prerelease on my phone. I’ve noticed a massive change in how much smoother it runs. Just small things like hangups when posting things, loading things and less stutters.

Just so much faster. On the iPhone 16 pro.

[✨Disty ✨ 🔜 HotDogz 🌭 Gran Canaria @DistyUncut]

@DerpyCyanHusky @SillySpecterAD Well done man!

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@TamariLion Did you just turn 40 *nods*