#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴

A producer of media, writer of farce and free range dramedy, sometimes known as..

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

The return of the electronic man..
In Drive https://t.co/3YGqWaJhY0

[ₛₚᵣₒᵤₜ. @planet_sprout]

i got a dr pepper in my pants rn bc the fest doesn’t sell it

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Florida State Seminoles?
My bad, I thought you were talking about cinnamon rolls.

[bort @millerIowlife]

men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

She's not bored to death.
She's bored to meth.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

All my life I thought Dave Grohl was in a tub of waste and loved it but hated the taste. Apparently, he just doesn't want to let it go to waste. My bad. Should have studied more. #misheardlyrics #mandellaeffect ? Or #crazytown

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Well, they say, "Any press is good press."

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

@modernwest Word yeah, livin the dream!

[#FreeAdequateEmily @ImprisonedEmily]

TWO PIECES OF PURE KINO

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

They just don't make Cocoa Pebbles like they used to. No seriously, they don't..

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

If she says she is a vegan plant mom does that mean she eats her children?

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

I plucked a hair from my ear for you. It's squiggly like your initials.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Billions of something worthless is still worthless.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Is sampling getting lazy?
Sampling was always lazy.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Normalize referring to The English as "Mr. Bean People"

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Time for coffee ☕

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Not all who wander are lost but a lot of them really are.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

A bit sus that certain cars have the same problems at the same time. Today is Dodge Challenger day. Tomorrow is probably Chevy Cruze 'worst car on the market' day.

[#MiddleOfNoWhere🎹🕴 @DitchweedDarin]

Sometimes I feel like a red striped turtle ground into the pavement of Life's great sunny highway.. isn't it great.