PearWelfare

I'm a Weinerschnitzel, not an English flower

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"In life you should always give 100%. Unless you're a blood donor, of course." Dylan Keogh S30E15

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I'm in the room where it happens

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I'm gonna be in the room where it happens!! #hopefullythistime

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Happy Spooktober 🎃 *clocks you in the face with a pumpkin*

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I think somehow Trendsales knows I'm having a shit mental day, because it won't log me into my account. Thanks for looking out

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First night in my new flat!

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I know that the upside-down is supposed to be all scary and stuff, but couldn't they install some more light?

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I've discovered a major 🚩with my boyfriend and I'm not sure our relationship will ever be the same. Last night he told me that he doesn't like garlic bread

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My firstborn is going to be named Bananakin

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It's come to my attention that my boyfriend hasn't seen neither Mamma Mia or Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again. Seeing we're going to Greece later this year, I feel like it's my duty to educate him in the world of Mamma Mia

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Finally got around to catch up on Stranger Things season 4. Shout out to the lightning department for actually makin scenes people can see

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My wish for all future series is for them to realise that no matter how cool your scene is, if it's surrounded by darkness, it's a shit scene

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Happy first of gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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It's Eurovision time, baby!

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Me to people: don't go to work when you're sick. Take care of yourself
Also me: goes to work feeling like shit because everyone else is home sick

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The allergies is here, could the hot weather please come too?

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The allergies are back and I want to murder the nature *sniff*

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About to take my first shower at my boyfriend's flat. Did I just tweet this as an excuse to call him my boyfriend? Yes, yes I did

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Yo, this Pringle ain't so single no more

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Happy my-car-is-showing-the-right-time day

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How come whenever I'm feeling ill, half of the staff at work is ill as well?