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Let's send it to the moon and never come back down🐶🚀🌕
You ever notice how some people can steal your lunch, eat it right in front of you, and then accuse you of being hungry? Wild, isn’t it?
Like, I’m just sitting here, the guy who invented Pizza Pets on a diet of cold moon pizza and raw genius, and suddenly I’m the problem? Sure, Jan.
Oh no, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize standing up for yourself now qualifies as being disgruntled. Guess I should’ve just smiled politely while they backed up the idea-stealing space ship and cleaned me out. Maybe even offered to pack the boxes. My bad!
Let’s get one thing straight: Pizza Pets didn’t just magically appear out of the corporate brainstorming ether. No, it came from the mind of one person—a person who’s apparently too “disgruntled” to get a little credit.
And while certain other people might be busy pretending they created it, we all know the truth. (Hint: It’s the guy with the Moon Bunker and an unhealthy obsession with pineapple.)
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