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[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

After rewatching Home Alone, I couldn’t stop wondering:

how plausible is the oversleep that leaves Kevin behind?
So I wrote a tiny paper and ran the numbers.

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I am sleepy! I don’t know what I did a moment ago and what I will do a moment from now and I haven’t the faintest idea what I am doing at present.

Franz Kafka, 1909.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Today I should not complain at all.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I could think of nothing better to do than to go to bed. 

Franz Kafka, 1907.

[div @Div__k]

@TFIupdates @dublinbusnews Thank you for your response.

[div @Div__k]

@dublinbusnews hi where is the bus that was scheduled from the 6363 stop at 19.26 and 19.46???

[miss world @filmvirgo]

the summer i turned evil

[div @Div__k]

@TFIupdates @dublinbusnews Hi sorry the bus is the 140 from the 6363 stop scheduled at 19.26 and 19.46 that did not come

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

He waited for the sun to set but the tree got there first.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

as per usual

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

After two doughnuts, orange juice, rhubarb, milk, and two cups of coffee, I am ready to face the world. 1/30/51

[Jerry Hicks @JerryHicksUnite]

A vile & grotesque, crass, crude, ignorant man

Trump blaming the plane crash on the FAA’s diversity and inclusion hiring plan for air traffic controllers.

Inferring that the crash occurred because minorities were hired
#Trump #planecrash #Washington

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

When I am at home I do nothing but lie on the sofa, admiring your efficiency and finding it incomprehensible.

Franz Kafka, 1914.