David 🏳️‍🌈

[Lives Foot @livesfoot]

🚨 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗘́𝗝𝗔̀ 𝗟𝗔 𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘́𝗢 𝗗𝗘 𝗖𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗟 😭🇲🇽

Des supporters sud-coréens s'étaient installés pour dîner dans un bar mexicain, et l'établissement a décidé de diffuser « Gangnam Style » sur les écrans 🇰🇷🤣

(@DataFutebol)

[Emmanuelle Ducros @emma_ducros]

La maman de la petite Rosa, violée dans le Gers, raconte que les enquêteurs l'ont menacée d'une plainte parce qu'elle s'inquiétait trop du devenir de l'enquête.

Je suis au-delà de l'écoeurement

[Jean-Moundir @supermegadrivin]

- Tu vois là bas ? C'est la ville de Monaco qui s'appelle comme ça en hommage au fameux cocktail bière sirop de fraise sprite
- Tu sais tellement de choses. Et ça c'est quoi ?
- ça c'est une voiture qui roule très vite qu'on appelle Formule 1 en hommage aux hôtels formule 1

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[$AM$ON👑🐐 @Samsonthegoat25]

Just 6 days before the World Cup kickoff, N’Golo Kanté’s French wife announced she was filing for divorce, believing that under French law their assets would be split 50/50 regardless of the circumstances. However, during the court proceedings, it was later revealed that Kanté had no assets in France, while his properties and wealth in his home country were registered in the names of his twin children. As it stands, Kanté is now the one entitled to receive a share of her assets. After hearing the outcome, she immediately wanted to call off the divorce, but the verdict had already been passed.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Uncharted?

[BOBY @OdieuxBoby]

Mais le problème c est le streameur qui chasse les pedo sur internet 🤡

[Ijoba Emir @DolapoToyyib]

Do you know that English teams have played 11 Champions League finals where they scored first, and they went on to win 9 of them? The only two times they lost were Arsenal in 2006 and 2026. 😂😭🏆❌

[Graziella 🦖 @_alleizarg_]

C’est quand même dingue le fait d’avoir normalisé qu’on barricade des boutiques, parce qu’il y a un match de foot, et qu’on sait pertinemment qu’il va y avoir débordement etc jsp

[🦏 Babar le Rhinocéros🦏 @Babar_le_Rhino]

Heureusement qu'on est en Démocratie, je viens de recevoir des images de Corée du Nord où la police court après des gens en maillot de bain car ils se sont baignés

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Imagine your dad being one of the biggest football players ever and still missing your games, while your mom is SHAKIRA and goes to every single one.

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

My wedding. Paid for it ourselves. Venue had a strict 80-person cap.
I told my sister 6 months out: “No plus-ones. No exceptions. We literally can’t fit them.”

She RSVP’d “Me + 1” anyway.
I called: “You can’t bring him. Fire code. We’ll lose our deposit.”
She said: “It’s MY sister’s wedding. He’ll just stand. Don’t be a bridezilla.”

Day of, she shows up with him. Venue manager says we’re 81 people. Either he leaves or we all leave.
She makes a scene: “You’re tearing our family apart over one chair!”

I didn’t argue.
I had security escort both of them out. Told the venue to call cops if they came back.

We lost the $500 security deposit anyway because of the disruption.
I sent her a Venmo request for $500. She blocked me.
I took her to small claims. Won.

Now my mom doesn’t talk to me because I “humiliated your sister at your wedding.”
No. She humiliated herself when she decided fire codes were optional for her boyfriend.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.

One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies.

And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.

This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own.

And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently.

I was not prepared for......

[EiF @EiFSoccer]

The scenes from Getafe are insane.

Pitch invasion as Getafe qualify to Europe while Osasuna players are crying to see if Girona score a goal to relegate them.

Girona doesn’t score and Osasuna join the celebrations amongst the Getafe fans as they stay in La Liga.

Unreal.

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🚨🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉 ALERTE INFO | La France REMPORTE le "Crunch Creator" (62-61) à la dernière seconde face à l’Angleterre !!!

L’Internet français est au-dessus de tous. 🐐

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m not leaving a $20 million a year job neither hell

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

It’s set in a men’s prison…….

[Poland news War in Ukraine @Propeertys]

Dziś rano 65-letni mężczyzna obudził się nad ranem i usłyszał złodziei w swoim garażu.

Zadzwonił na policję. Niestety, funkcjonariusz powiedział mu, że obecnie nie mają wolnych policjantów.

Mężczyzna się rozłączył, po czym zadzwonił ponownie po chwili i powiedział funkcjonariuszowi:
- Chodzi o tych złodziei w moim garażu.
Nie zawracaj sobie głowy przychodzeniem, zastrzeliłem ich.

Po dosłownie 2 minutach przyjechały 4 radiowozy, uzbrojona jednostka, antyterroryści, karetki pogotowia... Złodzieje zostali oczywiście złapani.

Policjanci rozmawiali z tym panem.
Funkcjonariusz mówi: „Mówiłeś, że ich zastrzeliłeś!”.
Panowie: „A mówiłeś, że nie masz wolnego radiowozu”

[Etoiles @AREtoiles]

J'ai un soucis j'ai perdu mon compte Discord et impossible de me reco ne cliquez sur absolument rien si on vous envoie des choses svp
Si il est possible de RT ce tweet et si quelqu'un a un contact Discord pour shut down le compte c'est giga urgent merci @discord @discord_support