April Nealey

She who follows the rules, circumvents the fun.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

You do realize that we ALL need clean hands right? Cause if you have 6K hand sanitizers and we have none...you’re not ahead. #whytho #coronavirus #CommonSense #NotAllThatCommon

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Sitting in the waiting room of the Chiropractor. Child (maybe 7) legit just LICKED the ice packs on display. So. Yeah.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

6 YO’s are savage.
Waiting outside the school for the high schoolers to come out to the truck 6 YO: wonder where they are? ME: I’m not sure, honestly. 6 YO: It’s possible somebody stole them....so, I suggest we all just move on with our lives now. ME:😳 #kidsaresavage #sendhelp

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

I have to leave now, but I'm going to leave you with this. She snuck into her daughters room last night to pull her tooth when she was sleeping and it didn't go so well, the tooth remains intact. I'm not sure I have any faith left in humanity at this point....

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

IDK who Gary is, but she did have to go meet her SIL last week to get an apology that she wasn't willing to give. So, now she is just going to wait for the divorce. In other news, her friends are having a girl now, so that's exciting.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

at this establishment because she is fasting from sugar and carbs for the week. So, she is just sitting here letting her kids play until she meets with the contractor in an hour. Then she will figure out what is going on with Gary.....

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

She is aggravated with the SIL and her brother for all the things that they are doing that she can't talk about here because 'there are 2 other people in here that might be listening to me'. But, she CAN go ahead and tell her Mom that she is not in the least tempted to eat...

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Mom isn't 30 anymore, so sister thinks he should go ahead and make moves to pay his own bills now. Also, she had to leave the gym early the other day because another person there reminded her of the new SIL and she couldn't concentrate enough to even get her work out in.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

It's not a total loss, though, because he did 'unblock' his mom from social media after the wedding. And he is trying to get back into real estate, so he should be able to start paying his bills soon so mom doesn't have to. He's 30 now. So.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

20 something mom takes a seat and phone rings. It's her mom. She's excited to talk to her. Evidently, they have some real estate issues that should be taken care of right here on the spot. In public. Loudly. Also, her brother just married someone she doesn't like.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Sitting in a 'kid friendly' play place fast food establishment while one of the grands plays...Sitting here working and minding my own business when in walks a 20 something mom with 2 youngs kids. She sits down and her phone rings....

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Sitting here working at a local coffee shop. Lady next to me just attended her daughters wedding. In case anyone is interested it was 'loooooovvvvvveeeellllly'. So far, she's mentioned just how lovely 15 times and counting......

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

@spacymushroom Where is it now?

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Standing in line, Obvious BDay party in front. One Mom to a grandma. ‘Oh. She can’t have dairy?’ GMA ‘No. she’s allergic.’ Other Mom ‘well, she can have the cake. I mean. I made it myself.’ GMA ’oh. It’s dairy free?’ Other Mom ‘No. but the milk cooked out. So. ‘ 😳

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Update to the update, now we think that they believed the chocolates were part of the ‘tasting’. We were huddled around our tiny space and we moved over to be polite. They took that to mean our chocolates were free game. 😳🤦🏾‍♀️

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

At a wine tasting, purchased a few chocolates to pair with our wine. Random stranger just walked up, picked up the knife and dead ass taste tested my chocolates. I don’t know how I feel about this.

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Update: the owner comped the chocolates, don’t think he knew anything was up, but I’ll take the win!

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

GUYS! I have a PSA, a 'screen shot' and a PICTURE OF YOUR COMPUTER TAKEN WITH YOUR PHONE ARE NOT, repeat, NOT the same thing. OH. MY. GOSH!

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Sitting in the waiting room of the Oral Surgeon for one of my daughters. Just overheard one of the staff say to the other...'Are you into religious spankings?'
I don't know if this is how millennials flirt, but I fear for the future of humanity. #thatsnotflirting #sendhelp

[April Nealey @Divamama7]

Airport happenings: group of 6 chicks walked in with matching #cousins T-shirts. One chick has sat through breakfast with her eyes closed and head bobbing. #alreadyflying 😂😅😳😳😳