Julius Caesar

Officially Deified #getonmylevel

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Announcement fellows Romans:

On the 18th of this month I shall be embarking on a military campaign against the Parthians.

All members of the senate expected to gather for a final conference on the 15th.

XOXO Dictator-in-perp ♥️
(@brutusphillipi you can bring the cake)

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@ilovebathhouses @divafilius I definitely heard something, he needs to get a grip…

[Epic Man Thinker @NMasculine7]

“My enemies are many, my equals are none.”

- Napoleon Bonaparte

[Agrippa @ilovebathhouses]

hi everyone, sorry for inactivity i was building the pantheon LOL! how is life in rome? anyone think the campus martius is lacking?
reply for inquiries

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@ilovebathhouses I should’ve adopted you instead

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Living tutorial over here mate

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

How to have a successful career in Ancient Rome:

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@thecleopatraaa

[Søren Kierkegaard Club @Kierkegaarddd]

“If a woman loves you then in fact the one she loves is not you. But the one she doesn’t love anymore is you.”

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@divafilius Yeah, Good boy.

[Virgil's Path @virgilspath]

“The Fates have given mortals hearts that can endure.”

— Homer

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

When you’re wandering the beautiful streets of Rome and you see yourself.
#Jupiter

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@m4rk_ant0ny @divafilius Someone needs to remind him it’s not legal yet

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Been a rough few months, had to take a break to recover from the Senate meeting on March 15th (what an after party, am I right guys?)

Anyway, fun fact… I’m scared of heights. Shouldn’t be a problem though, right? Right..?

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@m4rk_ant0ny Yeah exactly, and the Egyptians should stop writing down their calendars?

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Me when I go to Egypt and bring back a 365 day calendar

[Vox Virtutis @VoxVirtutis]

Rome basically had no navy, gets wrecked by Carthage, finds a shipwrecked Carthaginian quinquereme, reverse-engineers it plank by plank, and within a few years builds a fleet that dominates the Mediterranean.

That level of “learn it overnight and beat the experts at their own game” is absurd and totally underrated.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@m4rk_ant0ny You see me

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Anyone ever realise this kinda looks like the sick love child of a leopard and a camel? I’m gonna name it the camelopard.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@brutusphillipi Me sending you to the fustuarium

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Just realised, I’ve been so worried about myself I forgot to check on the rest of you. @brutusphillipi, how is that arm? Cause my favourite pen is fucking broken you Sterculinum publicum!

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@ilovebathhouses Generals really just be sailing through the Cloaca Maxima these days.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

In what chapter do the greats invade?

[Jaycel Adkins 鍾書 @JaycelAdkins]

The Oxford History of England
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Lol…like what?!

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@ilovebathhouses Don’t talk about my back, it’s a sensitive topic.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@ilovebathhouses No, but you know what will? The fucking traffic in these parts. Officially banning heavy carts and private carriages from the city center for the first 10 hours of daylight.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

I would like to confirm the rumours - yes, Februarius is going to recieve an extra day once every four years! Welcome to the “leap year”, Caesarians! Your favourite month that sees us through the purification of the Lupercalia and the Terminalia will now be extra special.

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

Hey Caesarians,

Check the new calendar. We’re lowcoinkenuinley out of sync with the seasons so I figured an extra VI-VII days would do the job. Welcome to your 445-day year.

#yearofconfusion #catchmeup #itscoldouthere

[Julius Caesar @Divifeelmeup]

@brutusphillipi We both know I charge you too much rent you absolute Flagritriba.