divine

how can i lose when i came here with nothing?

💸

ifb✌🏽

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The woman selling akara is not praying for her kids to take over the business. She wants to give her child an education that helps him compete in this world.

It is one thing to be overtly stupid. It is another to be heartless.

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

I remember years back when there was this old-spoilt fridge occupying space in our sitting room, and my dad refused discarding it always saying, "It can still be useful one day."

One day I returned for holidays, sapa left and right, called aboki and we signed an international contract.

Popsi came back to freshly made okro soup (his favorite), with plenty meat, which was prepared with so much love by me🤗.

Immediately, as he was enjoying the soup, he turned and noticed the fridge wasn't there again.

He looked up and asked me where his old fridge was.

I told him, "The fridge had become useful, and it's currently in a better place."

He asked, "Which better place?"

I pointed at his plate of okro soup and this man burst laugh😂..

From that day on, anytime I cooked his favorite meal, the first thing he'll ask, "What else have you sold in this house"? 😂😂 😂

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

You texted me saying I have a nice ride and that you’d love to go on a night drive with me. I asked you to buy me a full tank of fuel, and you disappeared. 😭

It’s okay if you’re struggling, but don’t go around admiring men whose lifestyle you can’t keep up with.

End.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

At 34, no husband, no child, has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market, become an evening newspaper, has only 1kb of egg left in her ovaries and wrinkles all over her face trying to use makeup to cover it, yet she's always on the media looking for attention.

While her eggs are rapidly losing fertility day by day as menopause is calling her, she's still on social media fooling herself.

While her junior sister temi who's married is online talking about how she's not a looks person but at the same time crushing on Michael B. Jordan and mocking her husband, cuppy on the other hand is doing everything in her power to be noticed for marriage.

Despite Femi Otedola money, his daughters keep disgracing him on the internet for the love of the game.

Another day to remind you with or without money, the girl child is 100 times more likely to bring disgrace to her family than the male child.

At the end of the day, you can't just have it all.

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[Renike @iamrenike]

Uhm…the opposite of jollof rice is fried rice, just as the opposite of milo is peak milk and the opposite of Coke is Fanta.

Thank you.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

like this tweet if you’ve never begged for sex

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Trillionaire Elon Musk offered to donate over $6 billion of his wealth to the United Nations to end world hunger,

With only one condition: that the locations be announced, and that reports on how every single dollar is spent be tracked, documented, and made public.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Bro asked: can you be a Nigerian woman? 😭

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Nobody post relationship quotes and praise and worship for whatsapp status pass OS.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Mr. Ibu was acting

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Worst thing to be to a Nigerian woman is "boyfriend" or "husband".

They dump all their bad behaviour on you and give the best version of themselves to their Pastor, Bosses, Work Husband, Male bestie and Photographer.

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

“i’m such a nurturer” 😂

[ٰ @he1smar0]

one girl slap me today. As I rush her na so people gather me , men o, dem hold my hands begin dey beg me. I almost cried.

I no talk again. I leave the girl , sit down like say e don end.. Omo na so I rush this girl eh, all her mouth na blood

[amala connoisseur @dadaolorin]

What do you call an overactive plantain?

- hyperbole

laugh guys 😭

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Take student loan to study medicine then pay back when you start selling akara or kulikuli 😍

Beautiful .

[divine @divinefairie]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[divine @divinefairie]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[BMS @bloomstarbms]

Seasonal atheist… 😂

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos