Lunch box

장점 : 단점이 없다. 단점 : 장점이없다.
長所:短所がない。 短所:長所がない。

[Lunch box @Divinity_Dragon]

공격 안하고 게임 끝낼거야~

[Scary Papaya @PapayayaRaya808]

I bought a game on Steam without a discount

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

"Yeah bro we will finish the dock tomorrow, see you then!"

10 years later:

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Rabbit Falling Over Eating Grape (2020)

[Rat @RatInControl]

ferrets make good pets

[DAILY @dailycultures]

Dois cirurgiões se deitaram no chão, completamente exaustos, após passarem 32 HORAS realizando uma cirurgia cerebral para salvar a vida de um paciente.

[Erik @M3RKMUS1C]

BEST PLAY EVER on MW4! 🤯

[しゅーまっち @Shumatch_holo]

#つづり配達中

[Pie @Pie_Pighting]

TOUHOU ULTRA˸ Scarlet Devil (東方ULTRA：紅魔郷)
게임 월드를 만들었습니다!

Ultra Kill 스러운 FPS 탄막 슈팅게임입니다!
각 보스는 클리어 시 신사에서 생활하게 됩니다.
Quest 플레이도 지원합니다

World Url:
https://t.co/FgS7GkogLR

자세한 안내:
https://t.co/y9W92DETlS

이 게임은 동방 프로젝트 비공식 2차 창작이며 동방프로젝트와 그 캐릭터는 ZUN과 팀 상하이앨리스의 작품입니다.

#VRChat #VRChat_world紹介 #VRChatワールド紹介 #VRChat_quest_world

[A_Man_In_Yellow @A_MAN_IN_YELL0W]

>Half the internet is open to getting hacked
>Bioware shut down
>A game dev lit himself on fire on livestream
>Its not even 5 o' clock yet

[제주감귤(랜선효도) @citrus_snowcat]

JR 요츠야 역에서 시험적인 친환경 제초를 위해 염소 두 마리가 근무 시작. 수컷은 1살, 암컷은 2살.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Security called me at 6:12 AM today.

"Patch every PHP server immediately."

I asked what happened.

"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."

Cool.

How many PHP servers do we have?

According to inventory: 12

According to reality:

Nobody knows.

We found one running WordPress.

Three running old internal tools.

One under someone's desk.

Two inside vendor appliances.

A forgotten employee directory from 2016.

And a server named:

PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH

Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.

Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.

I asked who owned it.

The documentation said:

BRIAN.

Brian left in 2019.

We called Brian.

He said:

"Oh wow, that's still running?"

Excellent.

By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.

CEO:

"Can hackers actually get in?"

Security:

"Potentially yes."

CEO:

"Without a password?"

Security:

"Yes."

CEO:

"Then why do WE need passwords?"

Not the lesson.

Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.

Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.

Finance asked for a cost comparison.

At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.

Marketing refused.

"Our campaign is live."

So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.

We finally patched everything we could find.

Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.

Hostname:

TEMP-PHP-2014

Uptime:

4,512 days.

Nobody knows what it does.

Nobody owns it.

Nobody can shut it down.

But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.

Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.

It is running PHP 5.4.

The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.

The emergency patch took four hours.

Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.

The internet isn't held together with code.

It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

[でんきみず @m5S1EeOZ5C23589]

千年エクゾ 最高の瞬間

[Elessar | 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰜 🇹🇷 🇪🇸 @elftasiyim]

The Fellowship of the Gym

[selin ♡ @selindeyiz]

kendisini okşayanın sahibi olmadığını fark edince paniğe kapıldı

[A7MED @GOJO_6E]

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