A little humility can be your friend

“You were in a cult fam, be humble” - Nina Monei, 2021

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans]

Howard Kevin and his portrait

[Kc @kcqzee]

LITTLE APPA IS BACK

[sxwrkr @sxwrkr_]

They installed a new heart valve upside down, told the family we don’t know why she’s declining would u like to donate organs, the family transfers to another hospital and they find the upside down valve, fix it, and she’s ok now

[Mike Rodriguez Pellot (Inokiist Soldier) @MikeTheRebel23]

If Chad Gable apologizes to Alpha Academy he will have had more character development in a matter of weeks than Roman Reigns has in 6 years

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

plays are in motion 👁️

[shrishti @shristhikhanna]

THE HEATWAVE IS POLITICAL. it is an imperial doing.

[Id @idrilka_]

the thing with "said" (and similarly "asked" or even "replied/answered") is that it's much like names or pronouns in prose - it's mostly invisible. it performs an informative function for the reader but doesn't draw attention to itself. that's why "said" is the neutral

[satan’s niece @87shenanigans]

More venues should ban use of vapes and idk make you throw them away

[zellie @zellieimani]

You can’t bootstrap your way out of a system designed to keep wages low and costs high.

[ApocaLiz @Lizzardo77]

"Life-span altering vascular disease," is very possibly the most accurate description I've seen.

[❦ ꕤ @babylovesmj]

MICHAEL'S LAUGH just 15 minutes old 😭

[♡ @offthewwall]

i never noticed The Wiz poster until now... we were sooo robbed 😭😭

[brittany✨🐈📚 @britt_brarian]

It's my baby girl's gotcha day! 🎉💕🎂 This is Edith, she's NINETEEN now!

[I have so many questions? @english_shamar]

The first black actor, Lee Thompson Young, to have his own live-action hit series on Disney Channel.

The first live-action Disney Channel original series to get its own movie.

He helped build Disney Channel to what it is today, paving the way for many others.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

my bank called me about a suspected fraud attempt because i spent $150 at dave and busters this weekend

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

This goes for any interaction where you want or expect legally protected confidentiality. Just a note from your friendly neighborhood defense attorney

[Moonchild 2! 3! ⁷ ♡ ⊙⊝⊜🪭MICHAEL💫FOLLOW LIMIT‼️ @knjrkive613]

Jaafar Jackson performing Human Nature

[daenerystargaryenfan444 @midwestbimbo]

sorry but it’s actually so funny when someone says to me “i’m gonna kill myself” because like obviously they’re joking. but no one laughs (except for me) when i go “oh you sound just like my mom” (because she killed herself)

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

i actually do not think it is ableist to tell someone they can’t rip huge vape clouds from their absurdly expensive adult pacifiers at the concert