Divorce Kid Probs

Tweeting about the daily struggles we all go through as kids with divorced parents.

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It's very hard to know who you want to be when you grow up, when the two people who created you don't want you to be anything like the other

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When you don't want to hang out with someone and you feel bad saying no so you just pretend you're at your others parents house 😏😏😏

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Unlike some of our parents, marriage is not something we take lightly. #DivorceKidProbs

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Trying to split time equally between parents during a break in school feels harder than splitting atoms

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Feeling like your own parents are going through a divorce again when you find out your good friend's parents are #DivorceKidProbs

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Jk I just felt like looking for more material/problems to tweet about constantly was making it harder to deal with BUT IM BACK NOW

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Tbt when I abandoned this account just like my parents abandoned each other

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BUT IM BACK with all my thoughts and feelings on a just slightly less consistent basis

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BET YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME (the twitter account not your divorce kid problems... you could never forget those)

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Some people use the fact that their parents divorced as a crutch, responsible for every moment of pain in their life. Stop.

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Family(s): you are the reason I will elope one day.

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Do you ever wonder why your step parents married people as annoying as your parents.

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Parent you see less:" this isn't how I raised you"
You: "you didn't really raise me at all"

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That awkward moment when you're closer to your step grandparents than your actual grandparents #divorcekidprobs

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Please tell me how I forgot my laptop aka my life at my dads house last weekend. #divorcekidprobs

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If you want to invite family to something you have to either just invite your parents or all 1000 of your relatives. #divorcekidprobs

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My phone died because I left my charge at my other house so I couldn't tweet yesterday. #divorcekidprobs

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Happy daddy issues

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.....Obviously that is why I haven't been tweeting much