Jack the Wendigo

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On the 7th day, God rested. On the 8th, Todd Howard made Skyrim.

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@NobleCreatorr @gluttnousGoddss @PKMN_twt Nuzlockes are widespread. Not everyone is playing Elden Ring with a DDR pad.

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@fwmann1e I don't know half of them but Meruem is like a couple months old when he died so probably him

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@TheMayeflowers @vladlobachevsk2 @chess_feed If the GIF wasn't enough for you to realize that it was a joke, then that's on you. I thought it was pretty obviously a joke, but I guess everyone doesn't have that level of social awareness.

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@Hoopss Attention X users. This is a scam. Do not follow this loser.

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@Hoopss Easy

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@kow1988j @_middleEarth @grok I think Durin's Bane would still likely beat Glaurung for the same reason it would beat Smaug. Size and raw destructive power don't matter much considering how powerful a Balrog really is on a metaphysical level. That being said, it's definitely a way closer matchup than Smaug.

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@REYCALL1

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@EvaliaVae @JodyMFKeith Opposites always add up to 7 on a D6

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@Joycoolss @NoContextHumans Both kinda, but it also depends. This BS where people behind a counter think they deserve the same tip as someone waiting a table is crazy. I usually only tip if you're bringing food out to my table and bringing me water and such.

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@TheMayeflowers @vladlobachevsk2 @chess_feed I'm like 99% sure the OP was joking

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@Ananyabansal232 11 assuming there's no mother

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@ManehattanStonk @TolkienWorldG Either ragebait or someone who's never read or seen LotR.

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@_middleEarth Sauron is a Maiar, he could blink Voldemort out of existence.

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@tomamoto If 2XKO releases Trundle, will you voice him? Pretty please?

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@nopalero26 @vormik48 @KingstonThat @lonelyfans_club @shitpost_2077 The equation is written to be confusing, no one would actually write it that way. The division comes before the multiplication so you do it first making it 9.

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Is this healthy? @OneyPlays

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@ADHDForReal Turn the 27 into 25 and put the 2 into the 48. 25 + 50 is easier.

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The look mono blue players give when they say "Untap, upkeep, draw, and I'll pass the turn." #MTG #MagicTheGathering

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@JustGeoffs Won't it be tradable like most other limited mode ornaments? You'll probably just be able to buy it

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@NostalgiaFolder