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[Universal Pictures India @UniversalIND]

Quick tea stop before The Odyssey Mumbai Premiere

A Big night awaits, but chai comes first!

#OdysseyMumbaiPremiere

[Anjali @Vada_paaww]

This Mumbai cafe manager has the most unexpected story

At 2:30 PM, three guests came for breakfast and kept waiting outside the cafe. The staff had no idea who they were waiting for.

Around 6 PM, Christopher Nolan, Tom Holland and Matt Damon finally arrived. They had chai, bun maska and some light snacks. Within minutes, police, bodyguards and a huge crowd showed up, so they left after just 10-15 minutes.

The best part? The manager only Googled them later and said, "Tab pata chala Tom toh Spider-Man wale actor hain." 😭☕

Imagine serving Christopher Nolan, Spider-Man and Jason Bourne... and finding out after they leave!
#TheOdyssey

[Div @DivyangRDesai]

@SwissportBags @KLM if u fail 2 load up bags during transfer, its YOUR resp. to ensure it reaches your customer asap. Your customer shouldn’t be left chasing and left without medicine, essentials etc. Bags are sitting at BHX airport since last evening, no contact to us get.

[Div @DivyangRDesai]

@TrulyMonica Jesus bhaiya ne paros diya word salad 🤣🤣🤣

[Div @DivyangRDesai]

@elonmusk Elon… my daughter has a dream that she wants to be an intergalactic chef.. you open to give her a job?

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Say hello to Apple Hebbal in Bengaluru and Apple Koregaon Park in Pune! We are thrilled to continue to bring the best of Apple to customers across India at these two new stores.

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

The Indians are in many ways the new Jews, hated for their success rather than their perceived failings. Indians take away all the nativist excuses: legal, skilled, productive, law-abiding, family-oriented, English speakers.

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

This is wrong. I dislike these guys, but this is wrong. They deserve bail. No matter what mental gymnastics folks indulge in, this is wrong.

[Eminent Intellectual @total_woke_]

Nehru should get credit for satellites launched under Modi

Modi should get blame for China occupied land under Nehru

Liberal logic

[NDTV @ndtv]

#IndiaMatters | @ShivAroor decodes: How a CSDS blunder dents Rahul’s vote-chori crusade

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Yup!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anyone – of any race, creed or nationality – who came to America and worked like hell to contribute to this country will forever have my respect.

America is the land of freedom and opportunity. Fight with every fiber of your being to keep it that way!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ashwin 🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99]

If some one told me 25 years ago that I would have a smart phone with me and the call log on the last day of my career as an Indian cricketer would look like this☺️☺️, I would have had a heart attack then only. Thanks @sachin_rt and @therealkapildev paaji🙏🙏 #blessed

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Amazing that Ustad Zakir Hussain never received a Bharat Ratna. But given how many undeserving idiots have populated that list over the decades, probably a good thing.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Deeply saddened by the passing of the legendary tabla maestro, Ustad Zakir Hussain Ji. He will be remembered as a true genius who revolutionized the world of Indian classical music. He also brought the tabla to the global stage, captivating millions with his unparalleled rhythm. Through this, he seamlessly blended Indian classical traditions with global music, thus becoming an icon of cultural unity.

His iconic performances and soulful compositions will contribute to inspire generations of musicians and music lovers alike. My heartfelt condolences to his family, friends and the global music community.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

If you had a rags to riches story, you have to be humble doormat all your life and people will love you, the day you act even slightly cocky, people will remind you of your rags. Has its root in the caste system as well. That’s how India is.

Exhibit A:

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

That the sound of shankh too could be recreated by the tabla itself, don't think many saw that coming.

ॐ शांति 🙏

[🦁 @AndColorPockeT]

Don’t marry a girl whose brother is berozgaar and lacks the skills to secure rozgaar in the future. In the end, she will expect you to support her brother, her mother will manipulate her into helping him, and she will constantly eat your ear about it. Giving the benefit of the doubt to her father, because if he had any say in the household, her brother wouldn’t be sitting unemployed. I’ve seen many such cases , A colleague of mine has literally gone bankrupt funding his wife’s brother’s and sister’s education, marriages, and employment, yet he’s still treated like a mauga by all of them.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

I'm not crying, you're crying 🧵

1. literally watered up

[Incognito_River @Incognito_River]

India doesn’t allow no-fault divorce, therefore, a party considers filing fake charges so that they can file for divorce.

Result? Massive harassment to the other party.

If we introduce the option of no-fault divorce, the number of fake cases will significantly reduce.