Dixie Doodle

Happily married Christian nature lover with a big heart and sarcastic mouth 🎣 🚫 DM if idk you

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2021. Jake Tapper seethes with anger after Aaron Rodgers admits that he is not vaccinated.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Francesca Hong says she wants to make "racial identity and talking about the role of race ubiquitous in school classrooms."

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

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[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

I got chased by a knife chasing man on my way out of Ceuta 💀

Welcome to modern day Spain 🇪🇸

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

NEW: Per multiple federal sources, ICE made roughly 51,000 immigration arrests during the month of July, an average of 1,645 per day and the highest single month of arrests the agency has ever recorded. This comes after ICE made roughly 43,000 arrests in the month of June, which was record setting at the time.

Bottom line, ICE has now notched back to back months of their highest arrest totals in agency history after a brief dip in the numbers in the aftermath of Minneapolis and the DHS shutdown.

Thousands of new ICE hires are hitting the streets, and the agency's coffers are plush with billions in cash after two reconciliation bills to fund them during Trump's second presidency.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: The US Senate has OVERWHELMINGLY voted to advance the House’s CR, which would keep the government open until December 11, 89-4

This goes to show how much the uniparty works together when they’re trying to go on vacation.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Reports of invaders climbing out the top of a lorry in Essex today.

We've a rough estimated how many are coming via boat.

How many are getting in this way?

Likely far far bigger a number.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

She lied just like Fauci. She should be held accountable but instead she got a job at Harvard. She is compromised

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I was added to a group chat.

Nobody asked. My phone made a sound and I was in a room with nine Americans and a name at the top that said "THE BOYS 🏈🔥."

I did not know four of them.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO A COUNCIL WHOSE PURPOSE AND MEMBERSHIP HAVE NOT BEEN DISCLOSED TO ME.

The first message I received was a photograph of a lawnmower with no caption.

Eleven replies. Nobody asked what the lawnmower was. Everyone understood immediately. One man replied "LMAOOO" with four O's, and another replied "no way he did it again."

He did it again. Somebody had done something again. With a lawnmower. Previously.

I have never learned what happened. There is no way to ask. To ask would reveal that I am new, and I have been in this chat for fourteen months.

Then I learned the rules.

You do not say hello. There is no greeting. You simply begin, mid-thought, as though continuing a conversation that has been running since 2019, because it has.

You do not answer questions directed at the group. Someone else will. If nobody does, the question dies, and nobody mourns it, and the man who asked it will bring it up again in six weeks with no reference to the first attempt.

You do not leave. Leaving generates a system message. The system message is visible to all. There is no discreet exit. The only way out is death, and even then someone will post in it.

Inside I said: THERE IS NO GATE OUT. THE WALLS FACE INWARD.

I said nothing for four months.

Then one night at 11 PM, a man posted "anybody up."

Two words. No question mark.

Three people replied within a minute. Then a fourth. Then they talked for two hours about nothing.

I understood then what the chat is for.

It is not for information. It has never carried information. It is a light left on in a window so that a man who cannot sleep can see that the house is still there.

Last month my father was ill.

I did not say so. I would not say so.

At 1 AM I typed "anybody up."

Four replies in ninety seconds. Nobody asked why. Nobody asked if I was alright. They simply began talking about a football game from 2011 and an argument they have been having about it for a decade.

They talked until 3 AM.

Then one of them wrote, "night, brother."

Just that. To me. Singular.

He knew.

They all knew.

Nobody said a word about it and nobody ever will and I have never in my life been held so carefully by people who refused to admit they were doing it.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

After their slave revolt, Haiti’s founder ordered the killing of all white people on the island. Soldiers went house to house killing thousands including women and children.

They took full control, purged the population they blamed, and turned the richest colony in the Caribbean into the poorest and most dysfunctional country in the Western Hemisphere.

Today, their descendants demand entry into the West they fought to escape, refuse to return to the mess they and their ancestors created, and are for some reason strongly convinced that borders are racist.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WTF. This is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read

The MA Department of Children & Families (@Mass_DCF) sent a letter to convicted s*x offender Michael Carr, asking him if he wanted to be the foster parent for a 2-YEAR-OLD.

It gets WORSE...

The 2-year-old toddler belongs to the now-adult VICTIM that Michael Carr s*xually abused as a minor six years ago.

How does this happen?!?!

[Tayler Hansen @TaylerUSA]

Here’s an example of how ridiculously easy it is to find human smuggling advertisements from Indian smuggling networks on Instagram.

I recorded this just moments ago.

All I did was search “Canada to USA Safe” and was immediately met with account after account advertising illegal crossings and transportation services into the United States.

Keep in mind, there are countless other keywords, phrases, hashtags, and coded terms being used across Instagram and TikTok that produce the same results. Spend enough time digging and you’ll find an entire ecosystem openly connecting illegal migrants with human smugglers.

The reality is that if a journalist can find these networks in a matter of minutes, so can migrants looking for a route into the United States, and so can law enforcement.

Yet for some reason, these advertisements continue to operate in plain sight as the Northern Border remains wide open.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Jason Poledouris, a man pretending to be a woman, arrested in Oklahoma on charges of allegedly possessing and distributing child p**n. He also allegedly talked about engaging in sexual acts with children.

It’s always the people you least expect…

[Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns]

Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) and Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) just had a conversation about how “white bros” are supporting them, before going on a rant about how all white bros do is make bets on Kalshi, be mean to the women in their lives, and sit in their basements all day.

Clearly, the Islamic Communists who now control the Democrat Party hate white men.

Remember this in November.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

They’re not happy about our work in Pennsylvania.

[DeVory Darkins @devorydarkins]

Ketanji Brown Jackson and Michelle Obama are effectively arguing that Black college students should be surrounded by other Black students so they can “find their people.” We used to call separating people by skin color segregation. Now the left calls it belonging, representation, and inclusion. Everything is about skin color for them. We have a former first lady and a sitting Supreme Court justice still playing the race game as they sit among some of the most influential and powerful people in the world. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Francesca Hong: "Police officers enforce the law with state sanctioned violence... We have to dismantle police unions... and defund the police."

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

An American invited me to his house.

I asked what I should bring.

He said, "Nothing, man."

Nothing. I brought nothing. This was a catastrophe.

Every other guest brought something. Not gifts. Provisions. A woman brought a bag of ice. A man brought a folding chair. Someone brought paper towels, which is not a gift, which is infrastructure.

They had all been told nothing. They all brought something. Nothing means something. Nothing has always meant something.

Inside I said: THE HOST SPOKE FALSELY AND EVERY GUEST UNDERSTOOD, AND NOT ONE OF THEM CORRECTED HIM, AND THE SYSTEM HELD.

Then I learned about the second beer.

A man handed me a beer from a cooler. Not the host. A guest.

He was distributing beers that he had not purchased, from a cooler he did not own, to people he had not met. He had appointed himself. Nobody appointed him. He was simply nearest the ice.

Inside I said: HE HAS SEIZED THE SUPPLY LINE. IT WAS UNDEFENDED AND HE TOOK IT AND NO ONE HAS OBJECTED.

I drank the beer.

When I finished it, the same man appeared at my elbow with a second one, already open.

I had not asked. I had not signaled. He had been monitoring.

Somewhere in that backyard a man was tracking the fluid levels of eleven strangers and adjusting supply in real time and drinking while he did it.

I asked him if he was related to the host.

He said, "We work together."

Then he said, "Not anymore. He quit."

He does not work with the host. He came anyway. He is managing the cooler at the house of a man he no longer sees daily.

I asked when the host quit.

"Two years ago."

Two years. He has been coming to this house and running the cooler for two years past the expiration of their professional relationship.

Inside I said: THE ALLIANCE OUTLIVED THE WAR. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN. IN MY COUNTRY THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN.

At the end of the night I moved toward the cooler to help clean up.

He stopped me.

He said, "I got it."

Then he said, "You're a guest."

Then, on my way out, he said, "Next time bring nothing again. It's funnier now."

He remembered. Four hours ago I had arrived empty-handed and he had noticed and said nothing and now he was making it mine.

I have been back four times.

I bring nothing. Every time.

It is now a bit. There is a running joke about it. Two people who were not there the first night have been told about it.

I have a bit.

I did not earn it. I was given it by a man who does not work there anymore.

[Dixie Doodle @DixieDoodle8]

@wade_frazee @FrancescaHongWI Yes. Yes she is.

[Tom Tiffany @TomTiffanyWI]

Just so everyone knows where I stand, I won’t cancel Valentine’s Day as governor either.