Dixie Normous

Philanthropist. Billionaire. Collector of cursed objects. Saving the world one Afters at a time. Founding Member of Nailz🔩

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It wasn’t the Collab we wanted but…

It was the Collab we needed

Santana and Chad Kroeger rips

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@heatley49044 If they sold surfsides at Disneyland would you reconsider?

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@DatBoyCanGolf69 Death By Cans doesn’t sound to bad to me

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@heatley49044 Buck I hit some arms this morning listening to some Linkin Park then get the cold plunge great way to start a Friday

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@Web_Golfs Ain’t no way one of the shots in that video was a hosel rocket

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@JCockwel Skynet has won and It is time for the machine

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@heatley49044 Road side waffle stomp?

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The 40 year old in black tee shirt grey jeans white sneakers and a brand new Rolex sitting at a bar at happy hour is the most dead give away you are recently divorced

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Is there any thing better than a mom with perfect fake cans and a rocket of a daughter on the beach

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Lifting on the couch with my two pooches and my lady showing her Snuff by Slipknot acoustic what is better than this

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@KevinBurnerr Strap that belt one notch tighter and lock in

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@heatley49044 @united Buck the Rosé Xanny combo is sweet. Also I’d still send them a bill for the inconvenience and you didn’t have a suit for the wedding.

And fuck you @united

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@Keiths_Visor Keith I battle with this daily

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@S_HennesseyGD Go pick it up and buy some more gear

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Sitting on La Playa listening to Staind drinking a beer does being white get any better than this?

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@CfpKennedy @her314159 Chip I’m really good at this ole debt thing we can suffer together

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Maybe drift the boat?

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Imagine driving this thing home from the bar hammered drunk

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@AmericanAir How about after 10-15 min you shut the door on the plane if you’re late you’re late

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@AmericanAir this is my 5 straight flight being delayed over an hour with no weather or real reason. Get it together