Southern Yankee

Northerner Paisan who somehow ended up in the Deep South. Catholic. Lover of sportsball, vidya, Tolkien, and Batman.

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@KnicksMuse How many of these games have the Knicks lost over the years? We all know. Every time they came out on the losing end of these situations. The breaks are finally going their way. They have to get it done. Finish the job.

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@BaseballWRLD_ Stick of dynamite vs baby with tuberculosis

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@CrenorZ @RealEmirHan I think he lost his balls when Le Chiffre was done with him. Goldfinger tried, though.

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@RealEmirHan The next Bond should embrace the silliness, zaniness, and hyper-masculinity of the classics. The Connery and Moore films were Bond at his best. Craig’s films were a mixed bag. They turned him into Batman, the broody and dark one.

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@RWheel0333 @Akumabat I never knew I needed to see ScarJo with that Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction haircut, but now I do.

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@Maki0tto @TBKReturns In-universe: they can’t be identified based on eye color. Also to intimidate and make it difficult for opponents to see what the hero is looking at
Production reason: comic book artists struggled to draw detailed eyes.

Also, they look cool.

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@TBKReturns We literally saw it in The Dark Knight, albeit briefly for Batman’s sonar vision. It looked cool. This is like saying Spider-Man’s mask making expressions doesn’t work live action, until it did in the MCU.

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@GuruLakers The Knicks would sweep the Lakers in 2.

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@DanLifshatz You guys have picked against them every single series, and now that they’re proving you dead wrong, this is all you have. Cope.

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New York City turning into Arkham City is really coming close to reality with the Knicks two wins away.

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Nobody French choked harder since France lost Algeria. Knicks are two wins away!!!!!!

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Tony Brothers looked so disgusted to have to overturn that call.

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@matthewstoller Bullshit. He's just a chud personally but has no problem with Democratic Party ethics.

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@wideofthepost Almost like it's because Ford lied.

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On what fucking planet is that an offensive foul on Towns?

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Tony Brothers

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Austin Wells and Ryan McMahon must be forced to give up their ribs for Aaron Judge.

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@Jram2TBJ @AndThatsBB He batted .211 with a meaningless HR and had just 3 RBI in the 22 ALCS

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@CleGuardians What are his numbers at the Stadium in the playoffs? Batted .100 in the 17 ALDS when his team was a heavy favorite and went up 2-0 needing just one more win, and .211 in the 22 ALCS.

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@IsaacOkoroFan Cleveland fans were shouting obscene and hateful things to David Wells about his mother in the 98 ALCS, since we wanna bring up old history.