Dixon Butts

degree in shi poppin | beer connoisseur | avid women’s sports hater | MAGA

[Dixon Butts @DixonButts73]

FUCK IT

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

People laugh cause it’s hot dogs, but 18 titles in 19 years is a level of dominance not a single other sport has

You could even argue this is the greatest athletic dynasty ever

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THEY TOLD US 'IT'S JUST PARAGUAY' 😭😭😭

BEATING PARAGUAY AIN'T FOR EVERYONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

its genuinely been hilarious to watch like a decade+ of leftist filth and libtard propaganda get completely obliterated in 2 weeks

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is US’s year. We got a guy wearing a fishing shirt coaching his dick off.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Fire the intern for this.

It should be taught in schools that it’s a 30 kill streak to drop a nuke

[Dixon Butts @DixonButts73]

@N15Jackson Investing in this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Dixon Butts @DixonButts73]

Happy boozeday

[jo 🫐 @girlcohle]

most satisfying clap in the whole movie

[Dixon Butts @DixonButts73]

Feels pretty awesome to know I’m the first in my bloodline to ever make Tung Tung Tung Sahar dab on Fortnite

[Dixon Butts @DixonButts73]

#NewProfilePic

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

That’s tough.

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Last time there was a Masters with neither Tiger or Phil in the field...

• Mrs Doubtfire was in cinemas
• Google didn’t exist
• Michael Jordan was playing baseball
• Vijay was PGA Tour rookie of the year
• Scottie Scheffler wasn’t born

[Drew P. Johnson @DrewPFux]

Goodbye soldier, Hello patriot

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks