I built a game we grew up playing in Nigeria.
Small pitch, tiny posts, no keeper. Just dribbling, passing, shooting and trying not to get cooked.
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Has anybody else noticed that Those 2 lousy Touts from Edo state associated with Okpebholo have been going around Osogbo since Insulting Adeleke the duly elected Governor of Osun State. Nobody is crying that THE BINI PEOPLE ARE DISRESPECTING THEIR HOST. Hope Uzodinma the APC governor of Imo state is also in Osun. He has also insulted Governor Adeleke publicly. Even going as far as telling his nephew Davido to prepare to hire him at his Label after he is defeated in the Elections today. The RONU gang are Quiet. They have not presented any of their usual silly Agendas. Nobody has told D7 and Uzodinma to go Back to Benin and Go back to Owerri. Just to show you that Everybody knows what they are doing?
VOTE WISELY 2027. 😮💨✌🏽🇳🇬
Whenever Nigerian government is ready to fight Fulani militants terrorism in Nigeria, it will first probe Nasarawa governors from 1999 to date.
The state has most of the operational camps of the Fulani terrorists attacking Plateau, Benue, Taraba and the FCT.
This confession from Bodejo should be taken very seriously!
“I want to appeal to our young people in this country. Burna Boy, Asake and Davido, we want to see you come together under one foundation to help the poor with your money. The Maybachs and Rolls-Royces are good, but you can still help. The burden on the government is huge.”
— Nigeria’s First Lady, Remi Tinubu
After 15years of surviving on the life saving Anti Retroviral Therapy (ART), I tested HIV negative toda. 😃 😊 😀 😄
This is to let you all know the power of being vitally undetectable is so insane, however I still live with HIV regardless of these HIV negative result and I cant pass the virus to my sexual partner.
Thank you Jesus.
I want a relationship where burnt rice becomes an inside joke, not the reason for an argument. If you love me, love me through my cooking experiments too.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
My ex worked in her house on her social media team. She just has a fast metabolism and snacks constantly, and has ADHD so her house was usually a mess unless press was coming by. Also in case you haven't seen her Congress testimony, the dumb girl thing is an act - she's incredibly smart and shrewd IRL. She saw a gap in the market and took it and we ate it up. Kinda admirable tbh.
My Uber driver just casually suggested that we pick two beautiful babes who are stranded at the bus stop. I’m just wondering how he knew I was promiscuous.