Danielle

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[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy poehler

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[Joe @JoePostingg]

The Supreme Court unanimously deciding you can't gulag people for literally no reason is genuinely shocking.

[The Iditarod @The_Iditarod]

Congratulations to our 2025 Iditarod Champion, Jessie Holmes!! 🐾🏆🐾 Holmes crossed the new Burled Arch just after 3:00 a.m. today, March 14th and both he and his team are looking incredible! Photos and official press release to follow shortly. 🏆CONGRATULATIONS, JESSIE!🏆

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice