Mat

Former biochemist turned sales and marketing pro. Foodie, movie-addict, live music & sports lover. I'll make you laugh if you have a good sense of humor.

[Mat @DizzleBackwards]

I knew it i knew you 😻

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I want to be reincarnated as Mr. Pickles but also I'm torn because I'd want to be his BFF and sibling. 😻

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They need to make a GLP-1 for wrinkles retinoids aren't cutting it lol #thisisalmost40

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I wanna get closer and closer and closahhh 😻

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Sombr is so skinny! 😻

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I just want a capybara capybara #sombr

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If you liked heated rivalry you will like pillion. Probably

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Paid $2.49 to rent in whose name and all i can say is someone needs to refill kanye's zoloft script #MindControl

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How many businesses will use the #snowstorm as an excuse to reach out? I dont care that my dry cleaners will open after 12pm instead of their normal hours 😹#Boston

[Mat @DizzleBackwards]

Take over the touchtunes
Pay to jump the queue
Play drunk in love
The bar will thank you now
You can thank me later

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2026 resolution: relate less to Zach Bryan lyrics.

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Was out last night and a cute guy next to me said how's it going and i responded with "no worries" 🤷

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Hearing little meows when walking up the stairs is the best 😻 #pickles #mrpickles

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Having a baby seems hard. There's always a baby in one hand, phone in the other. Where does the iced coffee go? Does the baby hold the vape?

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Do planes ever beep at each other?

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Idk the hoopla about an American #pope we havent been a classy country for a while who did Mr Leo vote for? Straight single and #catholic too 🤔

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LFG

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@blackpopgirl @begauche

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I like @chucktodd but can't wait for @kristenwelker to have consistent intonation so that I don't have to change the volume every five minutes @MeetThePress

[Mat @DizzleBackwards]

You can't wear a "Mama Needs Wine" shirt and not smile back.