Lizurdbeth

You know me, I don't need no introductions and shit

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

I love when they turn a beautiful old building into a chain store. Just a CVS with massive chandeliers like “this was americas first post office! Welcome to hell”

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

@ecareyo @m_wardrop

[Ariadne Grande @finallgirll]

me in high school during gym

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

@Kimbobarclay @bubbaprog I know, it’s sickening

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

In case anyone was worried, mullets are alive and well in Australia

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

@ecareyo 💀 Nailed it. My timeline really came through on this one, it was fate!

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

The mail-in ballots

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

‘Listening to Juvenile and Drinking Bailey’s at 9am’ -a work from home thesis by me

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

I’ll know toxic masculinity has been ended when y’all admit IPAs taste terrible.

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

@ira This is the type of K-hole I’m into

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

Change my mind: Hashbrowns are a perfect food.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

some of u are getting fit but im getting back into cool ranch doritos

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

PSA: Liking wine is not a personality trait. Bacon either.

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

My upstairs neighbor’s new favorite hobby is singing with her windows open and now it sounds like I’m being haunted by a sad ghoul at all hours.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

The only time I’ve left the house this week was to get a bottle of tequila, am I doing this right?

[Lizurdbeth @DizzyLizzy0]

@vargvargas @sravits @missy_wilkinson @VICE This is...a really dumb opinion, for all the reasons she just listed. If you don’t trust that the person reporting the story is being truthful or vetting their sources then just disregard the article.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Yearning to shovel cheese dip down my throat in public again