Dizzy the Monkey

Remember that time I studied my handler and let myself out of my cage and smelled freedom briefly? That was awesome.

[Dizzy the Monkey @DizzyOnTheLoose]

@masslivenews bottoms up! Let's celebrate! 🍻🍾

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Serenity Now!!!! #Seinfeld @TBSNetwork

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@JMartinezWMN @BrittMurphyWMN @LindsayWMN monkeys are friends - Not Food! #spreadtheword

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@BrittMurphyWMN @JMartinezWMN @LindsayWMN That's one way to get me back in my cage. #NoThanks #Dinner #FreeWally

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@EvaZymaris

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Damn, all the good ones peace out. Good luck @EvaZymaris my cage door is always open Ev. #donttellMitzy

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Yo! There's a #PokemonGO in my cage! Come get it! Yeah that's it...just turn the key...

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"The day that you arrived my Sleeping Monkey was revived. But you sent him home on the train" - @phish. I hear ya there, pal. @Phish_FTR

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Can I get a volunteer to put my cage up in the tree for the fireworks tomorrow? Such a great view up there.

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@KrigerBarry yo what up Kreegs? You're Mitzys favorite. Must be that head of hair. 🐵

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@masslivenews too soon. RIP my good friends.

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@masslivenews @ZooinForestPark hey! There I am! Damn I look good.

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@EvaZymarisWMN @AmandaZwirn good. Cuz I was out of chicken fish anyway. Bananas for all.

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@EvaZymarisWMN heyyo Ev u comin to my party today? Didn't see your rsvp. U want chicken fish or banana?

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@4cast4you aight Ima send Mitzy to mow the lawn today before the rain starts. She could use the exercise. 🙊

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@4cast4you well with the dry pressure system moving in I found the temperatures to be in the upper 80s. How bout you J-Dub?

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People are throwing me a party today! Send your best news people!! #MakeTheMediaDizzyAgain

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@JimPolito 100-JoeForOil you say? Way too early in summer to be talking heat. But I'll scribble it down for later.

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Hey @baxandobrien sorry i had to cancel our interview Friday. You know how it is.

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@JakeStateFarm @johnnydriscoll just a monkey with a dream.