Ally

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts

[Ally @Dizzykangaroo]

Isn’t she lovely :’)

[Ally @Dizzykangaroo]

Can’t wait to do this again this year 🥰

[Ally @Dizzykangaroo]

A New Hope and Mimosas with my boy. Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

[BIG JAY♑️🐐 @PaperChaserJj]

i just be retweeting shit i agree with, i ain’t got shit goin on😂

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

interviewer: why do you want this job?

me: i'm a job guy. love jobs

[josh dun @joshuadun]

sadly was unable to attend the #JoshFight today, but i am happy to relinquish my name to #LittleJosh, who honestly would have won even if i was there fighting my hardest. congrats my guy

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

do your best to be the kind stranger someone goes home and talks about

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t understand hormones like I am so genuinely happy in all aspects of my life right now but my body is like no no...... u must suffer... have you heard of crying for no reason? now you have

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think I hate some of my friends’ exes more than they do lol they’re out here like “I hope he’s doing well :)” and I’m like oh? I hope he never gets a convenient parking spot ever again and can only grow patchy pubey facial hair forever

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

Walmart been wanted an excuse to not be open 24hrs if you ask me cause they milking tf out this pandemic 😑

[aaron⸆⸉ ☁️ @swiftnightz]

direct deposit: $1,400

me at animal kingdom: I’ll fix the yeti myself

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

people: good job

me: here are 3,405 reasons why i didn’t think it was a good job

[Ally @Dizzykangaroo]

You have to listen to the loudest angriest rock music you can possibly find and I promise that 30 minute drive will turn in to a 15-20 min. 😂

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

physically i am in a pandemic but emotionally i’m in a storm in my best dress, fearless

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Hotel AC got melatonin in it

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if we aren’t supposed to pet grizzly bears then why are they shaped like that. this is the first question I will ask the universe if I die

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men will unnecessarily reverse into a parking space instead of going to therapy

[nick 🦈 @bigsharkguy]

2020 bout to come back tomorrow wearing a fake mustache

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

another gorgeous day of being someone who has not and will not watch hamilton