Tarzussy

I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me | DJ Big Coach approves this message |

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

10 scoring titles, 6 rings, 5 MVP’s, 2 Iranian ballistic missiles

the best to ever do it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@_gh0stn “Baby daddy” got a new definition now huh 🧍🏽‍♂️

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Imagine this: You’ve been feeling sick for weeks, but you decide not to go to the doctor because you just lost your health insurance because Republicans refused to extend the ACA tax credits.

Then the pain gets worse. You end up in the ER, where you find out you have cancer. To stay alive, you go hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt for surgery and chemotherapy.

Now because of Trump’s new rule, that debt tanks your credit report. You’re denied housing and loans — just for getting sick.

That’s not a nightmare. That’s Trump’s America.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

@tedcruz I think you're confused @tedcruz @SenTedCruz

👇👇👇👇👇

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

Eh more like 7-10 but yeah

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

$3-5 ubers were def a thing before right or im trippin

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

Do I upgrade my app to X finally so I can use my own actual account or do I leave it as Twitter for as long as humanly possible

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

You ain’t ever been poor huh?

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Has anyone tried using Bread as a Hot Dog Bun?

Was it OK? Or gross?

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@trav_allen Dropped to 190 from 215 and liek….i miss it 😭 but my body moves so much better like this

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

????????? 😭😭😭😭 break that down into kCal over 20 days for me real quick

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

Dare I say…..excision 🫡

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

when something is technically impressive with zero soul

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@_gh0stn Smallest 200lb 5’8 NA

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

I’ll bite but….

This is what 200lbs at 5’8” looks like at like 12% body fat 🤣

Needs more wide.

Needs more size.

[✧ thic fig tattoo✧ @thicfigtattoo]

not included:

- owner asked if he could put the dog in the bathroom before getting his wallet bc it could sometimes be aggressive to strangers.
- wouldn’t let the family render aid after shooting the dog.
- raid was conducted based on info 2 years old, and of the PREVIOUS renter of the residence.
- agent fled the scene before being identified.

just flat out evil.

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@samlikespizza93 🫩🫩🫩

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@wreckno

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[Tarzussy @DjBigCoach]

@MadeInTyjuan Haven’t since the beta, how is it?