Bob's U're Uncle

Jack of all trades, master of more than one could imagine || bookings: [email protected] ||

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

The front is giving A class man. Don't know how I feel.

[𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲 @OtsileJK]

Three interesting uhmmm Easter Eggs on the new BMW 1 Series range

1) The letter 'i' on all petrol engines have been removed. All future BMW models will follow suit. The i will be reserved for electric BMWs
2) Only M135 gets visible exhaust tips
3) Normal 1 Series gets vertical and diagonal kidney grille slats while the M135 gets horizontal slats which previously was specific to full-on M cars

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Hayi wena maan!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

he says "ur mine" instead of "im urs" cuz he belongs to multiple girls, stay woke

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Sibadala, you can't still be upset about shit that happened in Varsity. Vava was 10 years ago bruh. Xola or vutseka.

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Politicians on podcasts is a game changer. They are bullshitting me so nicely.

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

uEdna broke again? Angeke bafike laba.

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Man U always does this. Bare minimum. Sometimes it may be good, sometimes it may be shit. Yin yang yo dhodi

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

GET IN! Rasmus doubles our advantage late on 🔥

#MUFC || #BHAMUN

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Ayi mara Arsenal, when it counts you guys fuck up. Or nishoda ngo Saka?

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

This is the first time I played fantasy premier league. No lies, I didn't understand how the gents would be so obsessive, but as the current leader and confirmed champion, who is about to get a brand new soccer jersey, this shit was fun. Very fun!

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

🤣🤣🤣

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

Three cellphone grabbers marinated by umphakhathi in Buccleuch, Johannesburg.

These disgraced thugs robbed a lady of her cellphone at gunpoint and ran to the car.

But their car was pelted with stones by the community. The thugs tried to escape, but their car got stuck near SPAR. The community managed to block them and added more sauces on them during the marination.

One suspect jumped into the river while the remaining two were rescued by the ambulance as they were horribly disfugured.

Two of the thugs are from Yeoville, while one is from Orange Grove.

The angry community burned down their car, but the police eventually arrived.

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Ama bhunu didn't miss when it comes to Biltong. 👌🏾 ende not the inner city stuff. Oom Piet or something along those lines needs to be the maker.

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

The main problem is that Heineken is making it. If we can get the import again we'll be sorted.

[seapei kaofela 🇿🇦 @Silindokuhle_]

It’s honestly not the same anymore. Doesn’t get cold enough and the flavour + heartburn is horrendous

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

David Tlale is wise, analytical and objective. I have seen, and been around him a few times, and I characterized him from observation alone. This is the first time I have heard him speak for more than 2 minutes, and yea, he's in the inspirational tier of black excellence. 👌🏾

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i cant figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

There are people like that 🤣

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

There’s people who don’t listen to full albums, next you guys are gonna tell me there’s people who don’t like watching movies coz they’re too long?

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Hah?

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Hijacking in Soshanguve Block UU, Pretoria.

The victim was held at gunpoint. His 5-year-old son was shot dead.

#CrimeWatch

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

I need to change my handle, I am retired 🤣

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

Mara yaz ekasi we get excited by nonsense.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

When a carjacker dies in South Africa Bullets Rain, Cars are Hijacked and Burnt for the Funeral of the Gangster...

[Bob's U're Uncle @DjBob_SA]

I knew Sheldon's dad was going to die, but seeing it happen hurt me bad man. That's not how you end a season. Tsek.