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On the ones and twos

[Salamat @sallamhat]

99% of men smokes now

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@etienomartin Na pipe for nyassh o

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@mariolexxx Nose ring

[Toluwase @Toluwase_x]

Call me anything you want, but Burna Boy and Kel P made the best Afrobeats songs till date.

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@youngskales Instead of you to thank Yamal Ekpa

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@favour16685 You no fine. No dey over rate yourself

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@TMamfyen Take Oris

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@annhybri Yahoo

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@sinovuyo001 Fxck again

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@etienomartin No wonder you dey carry pipe up and down 🤣

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@Eliz_xoxo1 Come make I taste am. I swear the obanje in you go run fa

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@intimate_wordz Na that time e dey sweet pass

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@abazwhyllzz This your gap teeth dey make you think like fool

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@sagespells Empty Chairs

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One idiot wey I know quit him Job without back up o, sake of say Dem dey too criticize am. The hunger wey that guy dey face now is unprecedented 🤣🤣

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Has anyone ever quit their job without having a backup job lined up, just to protect their mental health ?

[Lojay @Lojaymusic]

Back like I never left! We bout to eat good till the end of the year! Money Lingo season! I love you guys too much!

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@king_ella8 Na why you drink Hypo?

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@Peller089 One day monkey go enter market e no go return. You too small for love. araoko

[mr vvsxszn @LordBeezyx]

Puff my morning Cana
Drink my morning coffee
Blast 40 minutes doggy
Bust big nut
Sleep
Wake up
Eat brunch
Puff Cana again
Open system
Mix song
Close system
Blast 1hr doggy/missionary
Drink water
Praise God
Go outside
Touch grass
Come back
Blast another doggy

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@DanielRegha Guy the kind poverty wey dey worry your brain has never been witness in humanity before now.