DJ HITMAN

Dj/remixer extraordinairre!

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@RealCandaceO Botox is fine, lip fillers within reason, but definitely not inner tube lips. Sorta like boob jobs...if you're an A cup and go to a C, it can proportionate still, but jumping to a DD looks odd.

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@UberFacts Fax machines

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@Stacey21King Cooookies!

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@afrojack So, you're saying right now, you have....No Beef?

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@NikolaVucevic Dobro nam došao!

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@SpinninRecords Someone who can't read a crowd so they pre-program their set? Lol

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@rjd2 Pryda snare!

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@Mat_Zo UC Music, Groovilicious

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@JessicaChobot Nope. My kitty's a good girl, only pukes on non porous surfaces

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@yo_dbro @YetiBlanc_ Done and done.

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@YetiBlanc_ @yo_dbro No need to Google it. It's a part of Chicago's Gold Coast area literally in the shape of a triangle, with a few steakhouses and restaurants that rich older guys and gold digging women frequent.

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@danideahl What does "bb" mean?

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@joshuatheonly11 @DCoxMI I meant her name, lol.

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@joshuatheonly11 @DCoxMI Gotcha. Who is that person?

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@zachbraff If there are 2 potatoes standing on a street corner, how can you tell which one is the prostitute?

The one that says I DA HO.

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@LaidbackLuke 🎶 A little distortion in my left ear
A little distortion tell me can't you hear
A little distortion in my left ear
A little distortion tell me can't you hear
Cause it feels good to me
Makes me feel alright
It feels good to me
Makes my burdens light 🎶

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@EbonyART_ @TheyLoveKyy_ My gf was hooked on Sprite, then switched to flavored Perrier, now just regular Perrier. Lacroix is great, too.

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@Willydawildcat @UberFacts Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing. Can't most kids read by the time they're 4?

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@alisonbrie 💔 Sorry for your loss!