Joey with the Mustache

I spin exceptionally happy house and disco music in New York City, Fire Island Pines and beyond!
Resident DJ at STUDIO and Fruit Snax.

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

If you’re ever feeling excessively serious, remember that we’re all just highly mobile meat computers programmed to not die and make more meat computers.

[Lindo. 🇳🇮 @SuperDuperLindo]

@DjJoeyMustache is a great DJ, watching the Knicks game and that was a great ass mix

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

@whosjeffiam 🫶💥

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

📆 CHICAGO - Sunday, Nov 19: Fruit Snax joins the party at Berry That! at @DSTEQUILACO w/ Alexis Tucci @MadameVivienV https://t.co/ejxMuaMKm5

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Are you ready for our fruitiest weekend yet? 🍒🍑🍍🍌 📆 NYC - Friday, Nov 17: Fruitsnax at The Stranger @LionBabe, Eli Escobar, L3NI, Roman Chapelle @MadameVivienV https://t.co/0hbIJEs2kE

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

🎃 I couldn’t be more excited to come back to New Orleans for @halloweennola and share some of my favorite jazzy disco house music on Sunday this year!

[OutTraveler @OutTraveler]

Halloween New Orleans Is Throwing an XL-Sized Party, Celebrating 40 Years of AIDS Fundraising https://t.co/7maEe2jRQT

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Y’all, just thinking about the last 5-HTP party gives me the feels! For those of you who want to relive the moment or couldn't attend, here's a full 5-HTP #liveset recorded on July 4th 🎇 https://t.co/AB09ETvNUl

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Thanks @gaycities for the feature and for communicating so well what I look for in my gigs! (Hint: it’s fun!).
Which gay nightclub is the best in the world for y’all?

https://t.co/wMlT0SOVnL

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Celebrate Pride all year long with this groovy Disco Set made with 💜. https://t.co/JwZwATXKPb

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

My friends dared my to do an AMA and see what silliness y'all ask 😛https://t.co/9n27d9wdjs

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Calling all groovy party people! 🚨🪩😈

It's time to unleash your inner party animal at STUDIO! Join me, your favorite mustache, this Saturday May 13th at the amazing Red Eye NY. Snag your tickets at https://t.co/dEskbZHK82

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Super pumped to open for @MIAuniverse with the lovely @JaduAVAs at Discoasis in Central Park tomorrow!
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Free tickets: https://t.co/EoPijxUmRG

[JADU @Jadu_AR]

NYC's very own @djGoldstache will be spinning happy house, disco, and Fire Island vibes throughout.

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

I know I’m turning 31 in a few months because I haven’t had a hookup in a full year where we didn’t talk about interest rates.

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

@adamsbeck Probably Queer Eye.

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Is anyone else a closet mayonnaise fan? I can’t get enough of it, but I’m finding that this disposition is controversial. #MayonnaiseForDays

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

My agent told me to set a profile picture that shows my best side, but I completely ignored him and decided to forgoe yet another ass pic.

#NewProfilePic

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

I typically reply with “what about your boyfriend 😏”

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

If someone with a boyfriend is trying to hook up with you and you’re only into single guys you can just say that!! Replying “what about your boyfriend 😒” is weird!!

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

“A spoonful of steroids helps the personality go down.” @OverrheardinLA

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

"Republican Senators propose $640 million COVID relief plan to buy every American a Charleston Chew, claiming 'it's been a tough year, and everyone could sure use a treat.'"

https://t.co/QborrGWcYn

[Joey with the Mustache @DjJoeyMustache]

Overheard in LA:
“Wait, do you have a Subaru? An orange Subaru? No? Well there’s a guy who dresses like you in all sorts of....patterns and colors....that does.”