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....25. DjKC. Broad Ripple,Indiana..... DJ.Remix Artist/Producer, Headshop Employee, Tattooed, Skiier, Animal Life Lover. An Open the door for a lady kinda guy

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I broke off the mirror on someone’s car, so I left a note. It said, “If you beat me at Pokémon cards again, I’ll break off the other one.”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Someone unfollowed me when I tweeted about committing sex acts while dressed in a Pikachu costume. I don’t even know what Twitter is anymore

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

Do you ever look at people on Facebook and think..

Oh god, you're multiplying yourself?

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

I threw a banana peel out of my window while driving and the car behind me didn't spin around in circles or anything.

What. The. Fuck.

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

@m0rgasmic I didn't even get a notification for this message but just noticed it when I visited you! thank you :) I hope you've been well!

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

@hayes_t_r I've missed seeing your pretty face as well, dear. I hope you've been doing well :)

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

I don't drink to forget. There's not a chemical strong enough to make me forget the things I know.
I drink to make remembering tolerable.

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races.

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

Some people get on Twitter for the therapy.
Then there are those who are the therapy.

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

The one positive thing I can say about the hipster phenomenon is that for all it's faults, it made it cool for white kids to act white again

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

The bride’s best friend is called the maid of honor. It’s only fair the last girl picked for a bridal party be called the maid of shame.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My little girls chose to wear matching outfits today. This will change in their teens, when wearing similar apparel will cause a knife fight

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

@JuanSalton Hey, bud! I've been well! Just busy. Glad to see some of my favorite people like yourself are still here. How've you been?

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

@ItalianBratikus aww, you're so sweet. I missed you too, love. I hope you've been wonderful :)

[MK Inappropriate @McInappropriate]

CASEY'S BACK!!!!! 😳😍😄 @DjKC_117

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

@McInappropriate haha I am. I missed ya too much 😉 I hope you've been doing well, dear.

[MK Inappropriate @McInappropriate]

*closes twitter*
*walks away*
*thinks of something hysterical*
*walks back*
*reopens twitter*
*forgets every memory brain has ever stored*

[MK Inappropriate @McInappropriate]

the Walmart Entrance Greeter didn't even fucking greet me…

"WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO! ONE!!"
*security escorts me out*