Dj Pauly D

It Might Be Possible I'm A Little To Fresh Tonight So I'm Going To Have To Run Outside And Get A Little Dirty! **Parody Account**

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You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh.

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You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

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You spilled the haterade.

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You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.

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Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

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When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. I'm going crazy. -

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Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.

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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

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Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt cockblock like she did in Jersey.

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Yo if the last time you were on a date they had pay phones, you know its been a long time since you had a date.

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When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out,

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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

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We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump.

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We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina & her friend Gina.

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What happened last night, I dont remember? I know I smashed it in the club. though.

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Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!!

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Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

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We are prank war champions!