Me, I'm tight as f*ck

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

@totally_chucked 😂😂😂 please sir

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

Shu, so the government really took 300K of my hard earned money over the last financial year? PAYE hurts so much 😭

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

This weather has no good intentions, just like that boyfriend of yours.

[Grey Wolf @GreyWoooolf]

Uncle mode unlocked 😂
Uncle Wise
Mutaleni Pro

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

My cleaning lady complained that my house is too clean. Now I purposefully have to leave a dish here, breadcrumb there. It's not easy

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

What a jam

[Tshepo @tshepo_m03]

This Song Changed My Life

Track ID: Culoe De Song feat Busi Mhlongo - Webaba

[Grey Wolf @GreyWoooolf]

I can’t believe we used to eat rice only at Christmas 😩💀

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

"Oh, I forgot to ask you for my cool drink also"

[Patrão Kratos @KakeKashe]

I know the economy is tough,but cashiers asking you to buy them things is so uncomfortable dawg

[Dee Young @slimsxee_1]

@Kurrco @BleuCapone Never would’ve got this if it wasn’t for him

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

Why do people find your office door closed but leave it open when they leave?

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

Kim Kardashian is probably giving homeboy the best rounds he has ever had in his life.

[Monkey™ @ChilliKong]

Marry your type okes. 12 years and this hun still makes mini Kong salute at 1 glimpse.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

“Never play fair in a game where others cheat.”

— Machiavelli

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

Jesu

[melanin on 𝕏 parody account @melaninpalace]

Tems turns 31 today 🥰

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

Uzzi wearing gents are never beating the allegations

[Vehicle Trackers @VehicleTracker8]

Suspect arrested. Well done all involved 🚨

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

@KaliloElizabeth

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

@KaliloElizabeth Some of us maybe have fake aweh because we cant see these things 🥲

[Me, I'm tight as f*ck @DjSal_e]

No keeper? Brave

[BAR 🧢 @opimpibar1]

This lineup will dominate European football for years.

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

First time I ate pussy I knew it was for me 😂😂😂😂😂