Smiley (Діджей Смайлі)

I am a DJ before music, I served in the British Army’s Royal Artillery, specialising in air defence and advanced weapons systems.

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

This is a message to the man or woman Putin has kindly dispatched to kill me in retaliation for my drones turning over 1,000 russians into fertiliser...

Pretty please, with a cherry on top, can you do it today? I'm monumentally hungover and this would genuinely be doing me a massive solid.

Thanks in advance, legend. 🤝🍻

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@nexta_tv "I never thought filling up would become a problem in a country that lives off oil."
That’s the whole Putin era in one sentence.
Oil in the ground.
Propaganda on TV.
Refineries smoking.
Queues at the pump.
Victory measured in 20 litres.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@visegrad24 Russia has now unlocked the next stage of energy superpower:
A website to find petrol.
A VPN war over petrol.
False reports about petrol.
Russians burning petrol to search for petrol.
Master strategist has invented self-draining fuel logistics.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@RealJakeBroe Russia has reached the point where petrol stations look like evacuation corridors.
Cars lined up for hours.
Drivers sleeping in queues.
Officials laughing.
State TV pretending everything is normal.
Putin didn’t defeat NATO. He defeated the Russian commute.

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

These gasoline line videos coming out of Russia are absolutely insane.

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

Do you think Putin will prioritize gasoline deliveries to the military over the agricultural industry? If he does that then Russia is facing famine by this winter.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@RealJakeBroe Russia is entering the "tanks or tractors" phase of the special military operation.
Feed the army and the harvest suffers.
Feed the harvest and the army slows down.
Master strategist has discovered that diesel cannot be in two disasters at once.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@RealJakeBroe Master strategist update:
Borders: closing.
Men: hiding.
Mobilisation: definitely not happening, probably.
Volunteers: mysteriously need travel bans.
Victory: so popular it requires exit control.
Totally normal empire behaviour.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@georgewbarros Master strategist has successfully liberated Crimea from electricity.

[George Barros @georgewbarros]

Energy shortages are visible in Crimea via nighttime light data collected by NASA.

Observable night light from July 2025 versus July 2026.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@RealJakeBroe The special economic operation has entered the lawnmower-fuel phase.

[Paul Niland @PaulNiland]

First. The strategic significance. Ukraine is destroying the economic bedrock of the russian state. The war machine cannot function without the income that sustains it.

Second. Watching russians line up for days for petrol and fighting at the pumps. Lol. Pass me the popcorn.

[FellaFranca 🇩🇪 🦝 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 @fellafranca]

@RealJakeBroe @69thSB Yeeehaaaaa - thank you Jake! Good luck, this is awesome! 🥲

Friends - look at these patches! 👀

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@RealJakeBroe Always happy to support you, Jake. What you do matters - keeping people informed, exposing Russia’s crimes, and helping Ukraine directly. I’ll share, like, comment, and support. Ukraine deserves every bit of help we can give. Thanks Jake 🫡🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦🫡

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

Our channel's next fundraiser starts today and our goal is once again $1,000,000 for Ukraine. Share, like, comment, and donate if you can! Thank you everyone!

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Putin already looks dead.

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

KELLOGG: Who is advising Trump on Putin? His son-in-law Kushner and his envoy to Russia, Witkoff. What is their diplomatic background? What they've actually done? They’ve sold real estate. This is not a business deal. This is conflict. You have to understand conflict management.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@nexta_tv Nothing says "energy superpower" like officials laughing about a fuel crisis while citizens wait overnight for petrol.
Russia exports oil, imports humiliation, and calls the queue a victory.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@Gerashchenko_en Russian economic doctrine:
Invade neighbour.
Trigger sanctions.
Militarise the economy.
Create inflation.
Raise rates to stop inflation.
Then scream that high rates are killing production.
Master strategist has discovered the economy has a return fire function.

[Smiley (Діджей Смайлі) @DjSmiley15782]

@Alex_Oloyede2 Russia: "We are relentlessly striking Ukraine."
Translation:
Can’t take Kyiv.
Can’t break Ukraine.
Can’t defeat NATO.
Can’t protect refineries.
Can’t explain the losses.
So now petrol stations are being promoted to strategic victories.