๐ป Friendly reminder that emotional is the label slapped on women having valid boundaries by men who punch dry wall over a fantasy football score.
The patriarchyโs playlist has been skipping on the same broken groove for centuries. Time to smash the record. ๐ฅ
#StopThePatriarchy
ERCOT just asked Texans to conserve power because a 72ยฐ breeze is going to shock the grid.
Please set your thermostat to 85ยฐ, unplug your toaster, and power your house entirely on state pride until further notice. #voteblue#sattire
Texas Republicans have held total, unbroken control of the state government since 1995, and their core reelection platform is pure art:
"Vote for us to finally take down the entrenched establishment that neglected our power grid, underfunded schools, and spiked property taxes."๐
Texas Republicans have controlled the Texas since the 1990s, yet their entire campaign is:
Give us another term so we can finally fix the broken power grid, failing infrastructure, and high property taxes created by... checks notes... ourselves.
#VoteBlue4TX
Texas Republicans have held total, unchecked power in Austin for 30 consecutive years, and their campaign pitch is breathtaking:
"Elect us this November so we can finally take on the corrupt, incompetent establishment that broke our power grid, schools, and property taxes."
Texas leadership just announced a historic plan to modernize our power infrastructure:
Rather than connecting to the national grid, the state will place giant ceiling fans outside the Capitol to circulate economic freedom throughout the summer heat. Progress in action.
Texas officials have confirmed our electrical infrastructure remains unmatched.
Whenever the grid faces record demand, leadership demonstrates world-class innovation by urging millions of residents to turn off their major appliances and sweat for the economy. #votebluetexas
After 30 straight years of uninterrupted control in Texas, state leadership has boldly identified the root cause of every single problem facing our schools, property taxes, and power grid:
The opposition party that hasn't held statewide office since the dial-up era. Solid logic.
Republicans have run Texas for 30 straight years.
Yet their main platform remains: Vote for us so we can fix what the people running the state broke. Remarkable work.
#TexasDeservesChange#voteblue
Texas works because Texans do. Proud to stand with labor and the Texans who built this state. Together, weโll make the American Dream real again.
Happy Labor Day, Texas!
Republicans have held every statewide office in Texas since 1999, a clean 27-year unbroken dynasty.
Their track record is truly unmatched:
Ranked #1 in uninsured residents (~17% of the state)
Top 10 highest effective property tax rates in the nation
Change is overdue #bluetexas
Political strategists have officially launched the biennial Discovering Hispanic Voters tour.
Phase 1 includes pronouncing tamales with aggressive conviction, standing near an HEB for 12 seconds, and expressing profound shock that raza cares about grocery bills and rent. #satire
Officials have unanimously approved a $40 million feasibility study to determine whether the upcoming press conference announcing the cancellation of the initial budget review was sufficiently cost-effective.
Both parties agree this is a historic milestone for transparency.